“Morning After” starters

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

• “Feel like another round?”
• “You were great last night…”
• “Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”
  
• “My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”
  
• “I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”
  
• “We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”
  
• “You should play with my hair some more…”
  
• “I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”
  
• “That was a workout.”
  
• “I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”
  
• “The fun doesn’t have to end.”
  
• “I think I can convince you to stay…”
  
• “Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”
  
• “We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”
  
• “I love your bedhead.”
  

Awkward

• “Oh no…what did we do?”
  
• “Hi! You need to leave.”
• “I’m sorry…who are you?”
  
• “Ugh…I drank so much.”
• “I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”
  
• “Where are your clothes?”
  
• “…I’m sore in such weird places.”
  
• “Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”
  
• “You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”
  
• “Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”
  
• “I think this was a mistake.”
  
• “*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”
  
• “Your foot is in my face.”
  
• “Did we use protection?”
  
• “*sees ___ and screams*”