Jealous Lovers Sentence Starters

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

• “Who was that?”
  
• “I don’t like the way he/she/they look/s at you.”
• “How could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.”
  
• “Hi! I’m ___’s girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?”
  
• “So what if I’m jealous?”
  
• “You are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.”
  
• “How come you never do that with me?”
  
• “Hey. You’re mine.” / “Don’t worry. I’m yours.”
  
• “I’m going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.”
  
• “I heard you and ___ had lunch.”
  
• “Are you jealous?~”
  
• “Can I just give you another hickey?” / “Did you really have to give me so many hickeys?”
  
• “I can’t have these people all over you.”
  
• “Oh, come on. Don’t worry about him/her/them, we’re just friends.”
  
• “Don’t you trust me?” / “You’re not the one I don’t trust…”
  
• “I know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.”
  
• “You don’t own me…except when you make that face.”
  
• “I don’t remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?”
  
• “Who are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.”
• “Why is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.”
  
• “Hey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.”
• “I don’t know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.”
  
• “This is outrageous. I demand more attention.”
• “Oh you and ___ went there? That’s where we went on our first date.”
  
• “You’re with ME now.”
  
• “What is/are he/she/they doing here?”