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I am going to write a Short Stuckony fic where someone at a press conference asks what Stucky thinks about “all that Stucky themed porn fan fiction out there” so of course they now sit and read it at night and laugh over the bad ones, cry over the real heart felt ones about their love before the war, die laughing over the cracky ones that involve the team being scandalized by how the “good old boys” are actually horny bastards.

But then they stumble across a particular series of reader-inserts and Bucky doesn’t really like those, but Steve LOVES them so they compromise and read one.

And it’s… beautiful. It’s not even porn. It’s these soft moments of the reader taking care of them, of Bucky and (reader) convincing Steve to stop working out and stop feeling guilty about things he can’t control and just let them love him. It’s about Bucky angry over his arm, ashamed to take his shirt off and Steve and reader showing him with words and actions how much they don’t care, how much the metal arm is just another part of Bucky that they love.

It’s about Stucky taking care of the reader on sick days with warm blankets and his favorite soup and just assuring him that they aren’t going anywhere.

It’s beautiful.

And then they find the porn and all the sudden it’s a whole different kind of beautiful.

AND THEN they start reading further back, and this author has like, a hundred different one shots and Bucky grabs Steve’s arm one day and goes “Stevie. This is is. This actually happened. Remember last Christmas when Tony hung that mistletoe and we had that weird moment where he thought we were going to kiss him and then didn’t talk to us for a week?”

“Well yeah.”

“Look.” Bucky shoves the tablet at him. “Look at the post from December 4th last year. It’s exactly what happened, except in this? In this we kiss him. Our very first kiss between the three of us.”

“But that means we have a stalker!” Steve yells and Bucky smacks him upside the head.

“NO IT MEANS TONY IS WRITING READER INSERT PORN ABOUT US”

So then, they experiment, and do certain things before diving for their computer that night and checking to see if the writer updated.

And he does.

Every time.

(Cue stuckony shenanigans ending in eventual naked times)

IT WOULD B SO CUTE RIGHT

Plus then I’d get to write a fan fiction within a fan fiction and that would be so much fun.

Just imagine:: Stucky reading one of Tonys reader inserts about snuggling during an innocent movie night and something perfectly non racy, like maybe Buckys hand lands a little north of Tonys knee and when Tony the reader panics, Steve looks over and winks and then puts an arm over the readers shoulder.

Stucky melts because what a sweetly innocent fantasy so the next movie night they “accidentally” sandwich tony between them on the couch and Bucky reaches for popcorn and leaves his hand on Tonys knee and thanks to super soldier super vision they can see him turn tomato red so Steve clears his throat and yawns and stretch’s his arm around Tony and then winks and Tony EEPs and bolts from the room and they’d feel bad that he is embarrassed but it was so cute they can’t stop laughing

This is why I love Kara, guys.