not-close-to-straight:

zuretha-metal:

illusionedwinter:

stevebottoms:

stevebottoms:

stevebottoms:

Boing boing boing boing boing

Boing boing boing boing boing

– IM NOT SURE IF WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HIS TITTIES OR HIS DICK BUT OH GOD  (via sebuttchinstan)

#i was so distracted by his star spangled titties that i didnt notice the bulge of freedom #wELL GAWDDAMN theres a fuckin eagle in ur pants (via winterthirst)

@not-close-to-straight

(The bulge of freedom I’m literally dying send help)