Asking out starters

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sweet

• “I’ve been wanting to ask you this for a long time…will you be my girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc.?”
• “Oh, you need a ride? I’ll take you.”
  
• “Here it is: I like you. Please go out with me?”
  
• “Do you want to go to the beach/park/museum/etc.? You don’t have to bring anything but your smile.”
• “I brought you these flowers/chocolates/etc. because you’re beautiful/sweet/etc. Be my date?”
  

Flirty

• “Would you like to see my bed tonight?”
  
• “I have a lot of junk/sausage/etc. you can help me with.”
  
• “Netflix and chill? But it might be a bit hot.”
  
• “Just know that if we go out, I can’t guarantee it will be PG13.”
  
• “There won’t be anyone around tonight…maybe we could spend a little time together.”
  

Awkward

• “Would you…maybe…like to go on a walk with me? If that’s not too lame.”
  
• “I was just wondering if you wanted to mate–DATE I MEANT DATE.”
• “The plan was to read you this Shakespeare poem but my hands are shaking too much and I didn’t memorize it.”
  
• “Wait, were you going to ask me out? I was going to ask you out.”
  
• “Is it too much to ask for a kiss?”

Misc.

• “[text][2 AM] i’m outside. get over here.”
  
• “Just go out with me this one time, please! I’ll owe you one.”
• “I guess I’ll pick you up at eight. Wear something cute but don’t take forever.”
  
• “I brought you these flowers/chocolates/etc. as a bribe so you’ll want to date me.”
  
• “I’m not telling you what we’re doing until you agree to do it.”