um????? i love????? this idea???????? thank u?????
@not-close-to-straight this is so fucking adorable!!!
“What’s this?”
“It’s a hoodie, Tony. Don’t rich boys wear hoodies?”
“But my hair.”
“Your hair will survive but if you get another cold and snot our dorm room up I will put you up for adoption.”
“Rhodey! You wouldn’t!”
“You know damn well I would, put the damn hoodie on.”
“….can I have one in each color?”
“Oh for fucks sake…”
{twenty years later}
“TONY! There isn’t even a pocket anymore! The hood is hanging on by a thread! You can’t even tell the original color!”
“IT WAS PURPLE AND RHODEY BOUGHT IT FOR ME AND SO HELP ME GOD, IF YOU THROW AWAY MY RHODEY HOODIE I WILL FIRE YOU PEPPER I SWEAR I WILL”
{later that same day}
“Pepper, you can’t just throw out his hoodie. You have to put it in the wash, and put a new one in the dryer so he thinks it’s just extra clean.”
“Colonel Rhodes, Are you telling me that you’ve been replacing Tonys hoodies with the exact same one for twenty years?”
“Every three years like clockwork.”
“You know what? I give up. You guys deserve each other.”
Okay what do you think about the headcanon that Tony, Mr.Boarding School used to dress in polo shirts and khakis like a proper rich kid and Rhodey took one look at this smol 14 year old and dragged him shopping and got him more basic clothes and like four really warm soft hoodies that Tony still has to this day
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