vampire starters

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !

Human

• “Oh, bite me. Wait–don’t do that.”
• “Woah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.”
  
• “Is that why you’ve always been so…weird?”
  
• “I’m not afraid of you.”
  
• “You got a little something on your face there…and hands, and..oh gosh..”
  
• “So…how old are you?”
  

Turning

• “What’s happening to me?!”
  
• “Did you just…bite me?”
  
• “This..hurts…”
  
• “Get away from me!”
  
• “I feel…weirdly stronger…”
  

Newly Turned

• “I’m still not used to this…”
  
• “Being immortal sounds pretty cool.”
  
• “Am I supposed to…kill things?”
  
• “I want cool vampire powers.”
  
• “I can’t believe this actually happened to me.”
  
• “I have so many questions.”
  

Born a Vampire

• “Drinking blood isn’t weird for me.”
  
• “We watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.”
  
• “You don’t have to drink human blood, dumbass.”
  
• “Someone around here should show you the ropes.”
  
• “I’m actually not that old.”
  

Ancient

• “I’ve lived through hundreds of generations.”
  
• “Doritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.”
  
• “So many people have died in front of my eyes.”
  
• “There’s no such thing as ‘the good old days’. Every time sucks.”
  
• “I wish I could be with you forever.” / “I can’t wait until your ass dies.”
  

Lore

• “I don’t sleep in a coffin.” / “I sleep on silk sheets.”
• “No, we don’t turn into bats.”
• “Are you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.”
• “Most of the crap in movies isn’t true.”
  
• “I’d stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if you’re a reasonable person.”
  

Hungry

• “No matter how much I eat, it’s never enough.”
  
• “You’re bleeding…”
  
• “Go. Now. Before I-”
• “Everyone’s blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.”
  
• “I shouldn’t have waited this long…”