whatnotmemes:

——————–RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS
taken from various movies, tv, music, etc. change pronouns as needed.

“Just don’t go falling in love with me, ‘cause I’m lovable as hell.”
“Don’t all of you hate each other?”
“I want to be in a relationship with a man, not Martha Stewart.”
“What’s wrong with me? I’ve become everything I hate.”
“This is it. It’s gonna be gone soon.”

“What do you think? Do you think love lasts forever?”
“I have some thoughts about Beyonce’s ‘Lemonade’ I’d like to share.”
“I punched a werewolf in the face.”
“What kind of dick shoots a girl in the boob?”

“In amongst seven billion, there’s someone like you. That’s why I put up with the rest of them.”
“Get out of the hot tub. We’re stealing a news van.”
“Take off my shoe and throw it at yourself, please.”
“You’re who you are even though the price you pay for it is being disinvited from the rest of the world.”
“You have no idea what’s happening here, do you?”
“Don’t let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.”
“Verily, I’m a normal man from this world, much like yourself.”
“This is gonna be good.”
“I don’t wanna be here. I wanna be on my Venmo news feed.”
“I am pretty. You are not. I’m the princess. You’re the thot.”
“The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.”
“Never go to a strangers house and never go out alone.”
“Frederick Douglass never dropped an album!”
“What is your childhood trauma?”
“Things I’m feeling: excited. Number two: scared.”
“I may be love’s bitch but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”
“He was bound to love you when he heard you sing.”
“Why do you think I want to be saved?”
“Strong is fighting! It’s hard, and it’s painful, and it’s every day. It’s what we have to do.“
“I may not know my flowers but I know a bitch when I see one.”
“To die- to be really dead- that must be glorious.”
“There is nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of a penis.”
“Hey, I had a mohawk. There’s a lot about me you don’t know.”
“Looking to hang with mostly lesbians forever.”
“It’s not that I give a fuck about what people think, but I do want to be seen and respected as a woman.”
“One less high school bitch making the lives of the less fortunate more tolerable is, in my opinion, a public service.”
“If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.”
“Is there anyone here who hasn’t slept together?”
“You can get down on your knees if you’re naught.”
“We got about fifteen minutes before we start. I’m gonna pee about four times in that span of time.”
“What if I’m a bottom and I fall for another bottom?”
“I believe in curses. I believe in demons. I believe in monsters. Do you?”
“I too know the love of a taciturn man, and you have to look at their actions.”
“What’s that smell? It’s like a skunk is smoking.”