“The fuck are you looking at?”
“Can you not look at me like that?”
“Did you just grab my ass? Seriously?”
“That was the worst pickup line I’ve ever heard.”
“Go back to the sewer you crawled out of, creep.”
“Stop checking me out. It’s gross.”
“This is my good suit/dress/blouse! Do you have to be so clumsy?”
“This is the worst blind date I’ve ever been on.”
“Well, mark this as my first and last blind date.”
“We could be having sex right now if you stop running your mouth.”
“Did you really think you could pick up someone in an outfit like that?”
“Leave me alone.”
“That’s it. I’m calling the cops.”
“Fuck you too! Asshole.”
“You just tried to hit me with your car/bike!”
“Do you ever get your customers’ orders right or are you just trying to ruin my meal?”
“This is a very important meeting, and you are blowing it.”
“Are you really going to just stare at me after I used my best pickup line on you?”
“You could shut up and buy me a drink.”
“Why are you such a snob?”
“Oh, so you have daddy issues?”
“Just stop talking.”
“You are making a fool of yourself.”
“Are you always this awkward?”
hostile first encounters
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