As a Floridian who’s been through this a million times, listen to me. A category 3 hit us before and we were out of power for two weeks and Florida cities are literally BUILT for hurricanes. This is a category 4, almost 5. Houses on the upper east coast aren’t hurricane proofed like they are here.
PLEASE evacuate your family and pets.
To be clear: Category 5 means that the house is just gone, completely flattened, and I mean that that would happen just because the wind alone is that strong.
The debris from it doing this to other people’s houses?
And trees?
And rain?
Gtfo while you can, in whatever way you possibly can. If some rich asshole starts buying all the resources like during Harvey, where they probably left a ton of people stranded?
<.< I’m not encouraging anything, but you can probably find a DIY guillotine video on YouTube. 45 cut FEMA’s budget, and I am honestly terrified that this one will make it look like Katrina wasn’t that bad by comparison.
Another Floridian who went through Andrew.
Pay attention to what Ron White said: “It’s not… *THAT* the wind is blowin’… it’s… *WHAT* the wind… is blowin’.”
If you are so damn arrogant, so damn foolhardy, that you honest-to-God believe that somehow you will magically survive Cat4 winds (you will likely not), you will CERTAINLY not survive what those Cat4 winds are shuffling through the air. Which is things like, oh, CARS. Ever been in a car accident??
Did you know that it isn’t just wind and rain in a hurricane? They spin off tornadoes, too!
You know you can’t go into an attic in Florida, because the wind and tornadoes will tear off the roof during a storm. You can’t go into basements because they flood. And during a strong Cat4 or any Cat5, no part of that building is expected to remain standing.
SO.
PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT. TAKE THE ANIMALS, TAKE THE KIDS, AND GO. IF YOUR ADULT SELF WILL NOT SURVIVE, YOUR CAT WILL ALSO NOT SURVIVE. TAKE THE ANIMALS.
I have lived through two Cat 5′s and 3 Cat 3′s. When they say get out, the mean GET OUT. Stop being stubborn/stupid/brave whatever you think it is. Leave the damn city. Go inland. Do not stay there. My family has done this only because, the first Cat 5 we lived through, we didn’t have enough warnings and when we finally decided to leave, he couldn’t because the tunnels taking us to the mainland had already been closed. We had to ride it out. Not fun. No electricity for 3 weeks. No clean water for 6 weeks. It was ridiculous. So get the hell out when you’re told to do so. It’s not worth dying to just say you lived through one or got pictures/videos.
Oh boy nonny do I ever have more thoughts on that topic. I have so many.
First off, I should say that I think you’re not as alone as it seems. Most of the posts on tumblr have been positive because of a lot of us staying silent due to not wanting to harsh anyone’s squee. (If anyone reading this is still flying high on your TR buzz, stop reading now.) And most of the relatively smaller proportion of critical posts have, for whatever reason, come from people who are mainly Loki fans who don’t like how the movie treated him as a character. But among people I have talked to privately and from discussions I’ve seen in places that aren’t tumblr, there are plenty of Thor fans who don’t like what Ragnarok did to his character either. (Personally I really don’t understand how anyone could have been a Thor fan and thought he was boring and unfunny before Ragnarok, but different strokes I guess.)
And, like, I think there are two different conversations about this, and I want to keep them separate because I think that’s important to avoid having stupid arguments about it. One conversation is whether this was an enjoyable version of Thor. Obviously, this question is entirely subjective, and those who enjoyed it are likely to be willing to overlook much of the other question, and that’s completely reasonable. If you enjoy a thing, you don’t often feel a need to poke at it much, and I don’t think there’s any reason to try to argue with people’s aesthetics, so none of this is meant to say that people should not enjoy it. Y’all do you.
But for the conversation about the character’s arc across the movies and Ragnarok’s consistency with it (or, rather, lack thereof), the assertion that Ragnarok “fixed” Thor is one I really take issue with. Because the way I see it, it “fixed” strawman Thor and thereby ignored or destroyed the aspects of his character that were the really significant and meaningful things about him, IMO.
Like, OK, if you believe the main problem was that Thor was underpowered in the previous movies and Ragnarok showed a more physically powerful Thor who no longer even needs Mjolnir to make lightning? Well, sure, I guess. Those were indeed some visually stunning scenes. But seeing Mjolnir as a silly tool that Thor needed to grow beyond? Nah, that is a complete misunderstanding of the point of the hammer and of, well, the entirety of Thor’s character arc. “The power was in him all along, he just needed to believe in himself!” is the tired and simplistic YA character arc Ragnarok gave us for him, and it is completely out of place for a character who had spent the last four movies growing from an arrogant prince who didn’t think things through and assumed himself to be in the right, into someone who is very aware of his own power and careful of the ways it can be misused because he has come to understand how badly he can fuck up without intending it. Someone who has grown up from blindly idolizing his king and father to understanding the wrongs Asgard has committed (Bor’s slaughter of the Dark Elves, Odin’s war against the Frost Giants) and how those wrongs are still having consequences in the present day, and having to grapple with whether he wants any part of that and how he can fulfill his duties without perpetuating those wrongs. Someone who has dealt with his values coming into conflict with each other, and has had to navigate those dilemmas without a rulebook (that is why “worthy” is not ever defined: the point of the hammer is that it is a symbol of facing difficult ethical questions—like whether to turn your back on your kinsman who has done terrible things, pitting your love and loyalty against your duty as a leader—and having to find your own answers, knowing that you could get it wrong). Someone who is careful in how he relates to others because he found out that his beloved brother had gone around the bend without him even being aware there was a problem, and who cares deeply about his relationships with others and is committed to doing right in them.
The Thor of Ragnarok seems little aware of his own values of honesty, forthrightness, fairness, and compassion that marked him in all prior iterations of canon; he is instead insincere and manipulates his potential friends and allies rather than trying to honestly convince them to help him, and he makes virtually no attempt to talk Hela down, choosing to insult her instead, despite knowing that she has real grievances. Where Thor 1 and TDW showed us a Thor who could explain advanced astrophysics with a few sketches, with the emotional and interpersonal intelligence to make friends when set down on Earth with nothing and to get people to follow him into danger because they like him and want to help, Ragnarok Thor shows no such skill.
And the greatest show of Thor’s “cleverness” in Ragnarok… OK, we all recall the scene in Avengers 1 where Loki uses the illusion appearing to break out of the glass cage to get Thor to dive headlong into it, right? And how Loki taunts him with “Are you ever not going to fall for that?” The point of that scene was not that Loki was correct and Thor was dumb to believe it. The point of it was that Loki was being a schmuck and Thor should be able to trust him. Ragnarok, however, seems to be saying the height of cleverness is for Thor to see through Loki’s tricks and get him back for them. Folks, we’re not supposed to buy Loki’s bullshit, OK? Loki is not correct that the most deceptive = the smartest. And Thor appearing to believe it… does not constitute positive character growth for someone who was already well beyond that in a much better direction.
So yeah, the way I see it is that Ragnarok was completely out of place for Thor’s character arc, and it ignored all of the things I found interesting and important about the character, instead replacing him with someone I don’t much like.
I hope this maybe articulates some of the same issues you have with it, and I really hope it helps you to feel less alone, nonny. There are Thor fans who feel Ragnarok did not do right by him. We’re here. And if you want to talk about it more, please don’t hesitate to message me!
“‘The power was in him all along, he just needed to believe in himself!’ is the tired and simplistic YA character arc Ragnarok gave us for him…”
I’d argue that we don’t even have this character arc, or that it’s not well executed. The film doesn’t do much to establish Thor doubting himself, or having a reason to. He oscillates between confidence and insecurity (and not, imo, in a way that suggests the confidence is fake). Apart from in moments of conflict with strong characters (Hulk and Hela), Thor succeeds and shows strength and cleverness (even if that’s a brand of cleverness that doesn’t suit Thor’s character growth). He is only impeded by self-doubt in the sense that he fears he’s not strong enough when he has reason to be worried he’ll lose, which makes it a weak example of the simplistic “He just needed to believe in himself!” character arc. Characters who undergo this arc typically doubt themselves in every situation, not only when they’re losing against very strong enemies. Indeed, not believing in themselves is often the reason they nearly lose against their enemies, regardless of that enemy’s strength.
“Folks, we’re not supposed to buy Loki’s bullshit, OK? Loki is not correct that the most deceptive = the smartest. And Thor appearing to believe it… does not constitute positive character growth for someone who was already well beyond that in a much better direction.”
I just needed that highlighted…
Huh. I can’t disagree with the evaluation of Thor’s arc in Ragnarok, but I do wonder why the same arguments can’t be said for the way Loki’s character arc was rodgered as well. Loki’s bullshit? It was Loki’s clever, deceptive plan that allowed the brothers to triumph over the dark elves and save Jane in TDW, right? Loki has demonstrated his cleverness in every film. Right from the start, Thor was the impulsive one, bulling into situations without a clear plan. Thor demonstrates his maturing self awareness when he recogises that Loki is the better strategist, (releasing Loki from his cell to help him get Jane back) and that simply swinging his hammer at a problem, without a plan is likely to create more problems. The brothers were just beginning to build the relationship they needed to work best together when Watiti waltzed in an screwed them both. Ragnarok was a gag reel, nothing more, and EVERYBODY got fucked. I don’t even know what the hell that was with Banner and the Hulk.
Well, I wasn’t addressing Loki’s character arc because that wasn’t what I was asked about. If I were to make a post covering everything I think Ragnarok did wrong, that would be a much longer post. I don’t think Ragnarok did well by Loki at all either, though where the movie messed up with Loki is rather different from what it got wrong with Thor, IMO.
That said, I don’t think there is much support for your take on what happened in TDW. As in, that is pretty explicitly contradicted by the text. It is in fact Thor’s plan that they’re following, from the start. Loki even says so: “You know this plan of yours is going to get us killed.” Thor did not simply realize that he should get Loki out of the dungeons to do his thinking for him, and in fact there is very little reason to believe that Loki is the better strategist. From what we’ve seen of Loki’s plans in the movies, they are… not great. They have pretty much all failed, some spectacularly, and none of them were really brilliant to begin with. The only reason they’ve come as close to succeeding as they have? Loki is fucking brilliant at improvising. At being thrown into a shit situation and figuring out how to make it come out to his advantage. (One could certainly argue that this is a more useful skill, given the old adage about how no plan survives contact with the enemy. But still. Planning is not Loki’s forte.) And Loki is also brilliant at trickery, and Thor’s plan required the very best. So Thor planned it, and he knew he needed Loki’s help to make it work. And Thor also had the emotional intelligence to realize that he could trust Loki if Thor gave him a chance to rise to the occasion. And Loki did. So, I mean, what I’m saying is that we don’t need to reduce Thor to appreciate Loki. Definitely not in TDW, where they both shine and work together amazingly and it’s glorious.
And I also want to be clear about what I mean by “Loki’s bullshit.” For one, it’s no aspersion to say that a tricksterfigure is a bullshitter. I ain’t slandering him when I assert that he sometimes says some shit that even he doesn’t believe, to puff himself up or get someone’s goat or get someone to do what he wants or just because he’s a goddamn mess. And in that particular instance of the scene in Avengers 1, feeling superior over successfully deceiving his brother is absolutely Loki’s bullshit, because that’s the most superficial thing going on in that scene. Loki isn’t tricking and taunting Thor to show off how clever he is and how dumb Thor is for falling for it. Not really. He’s trying to piss Thor off, trying to push Thor away, trying to avoid his own icky uncomfortable sentiments, trying to see if Thor will still keep reaching for him.
So it’s disappointing that Ragnarok took that rich, layered context and flattened it into no more than a “prove who’s smarter and thus better” contest: it took Loki’s bullshit at face value and treated it like the truth. And the result was… making them both weaker, less interesting characters with a less interesting relationship. So we all lost.
As a real time film, I didn’t like Ragnarok, but I do have a theory as to why it was so much more comical. It’s not the actual events that took place in Ragnarok; it’s a film based on Thor telling the story [similar just a touch to Deadpool, but more child friendly].
In the beginning of the film, we have what was believed to be a fourth wall break – but what if it actually WAS a fourth wall break disguised as a monolgue? It sets up the film to be its own film when it’s ‘revealed’ to be a monolgue, but given Thor’s love of telling stories to make people smile, I hold to the belief that TR wasn’t the actual events, merely it was Thor’s telling of what happened in a film, an anecdote he summarized and highlighted but didn’t get into the nitty gritty of what happened – such as the whole situation with Banner/Hulk or even with Loki or Brunhilde [Valkyrie]. We get the parts that Thor found most amusing with a splash of what Hela was up to leading up to the main battle.
That’s how I take Thor Ragnarok because otherwise I will be forever pissed at the fuckery that occured with everyone involved.
OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.
I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.
Derek nodded, leaning to kiss him again. “Just tell me what you want, and I’ll give it to you.” he promised quietly, almost purring as he ran his hand over his lover’s body. “I swear.”
“I want you.” He answered honestly, looking into the other males eyes. “That’s all I want. That’s all I could ever want.” He kissed him back softly.
Derek moved quietly, kissing his way down Seth’s body. He was gentle ans he carefully removed the other’s clothes, taking his time to kiss over his boyfriend’s body. “You’re perfect, Seth.” he practically purred, nuzzling at Seth’s hip as he pressed a kiss to soft skin. “I love you.”
“You promise?” she asked, lifting her eyes to look at his face. “I wish I knew how to do that. Because right now, it’s all I can do to not think about them.”
“…I know it doesn’t seem like it, right now. But I promise, Clary, it will get better. I just takes time. Believe me, I know.” he said, his voice quiet as he lifted a hand to run it through red waves. “When they wake you up, if you aren’t with me, come find me. Focus on the fact that we’re alive, and we’re together. It might help.”
“I don’t believe I have a reason not to trust you. But don’t worry, I know. I agreed to this, after all. And I don’t really like agreeing to things like this. Your father knows that. But… I will happily go through with this. I mean it’s what’s best for you and your brother after all.”
Ana looked up at him, letting her glamour fall for a moment to reveal one silver cat eye. She was quiet as she watched him before her glamour returned, and she looked at her hands, fingers brushing over the love rune she’d been born with. “I wish you didn’t have to agree. I wish the Clave didn’t see Tara and I as a risk. But it’s gonna take time.” She sighed. “But I’m still scared.”
Seth quickly nodded. “Trust me when I say I know. That right there almost caused me to piss myself.” He wouldn’t admit that he probably actually had just a bit. Cassie could be insanely scary. She had always been eerily calm and Seth was sure she was the reason for the saying ‘the calm before the storm’ because she could seriously do some damage. “I don’t plan on breaking anyone’s heart anyway, if that helps?”
The young Rogers girl narrowed her eyes for a moment before releasing him. “Keep that in mind. This team is my family and I won’t blink at getting my hands dirty to protect them.” She said, hazel eyes watching him for a moment. When she seemed satisfied, she relaxed. “So what made you make a move on my dad? You’re what, 20?”