Spideypool Dragon AU

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MASTER POST AND ADDITIONAL POSTS HERE

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it was two weeks and four days and just a little after sunset when Peter saw the dragon again. 

After the meeting around the fire, when Peter had learned his name– Wade– the dragon hadn’t made another appearance before Peter had had to head back to the village. 

Peter had been home for all of three days before he packed up and went hiking again, and now he was back again, this time with a week’s supply of food and gear. He didn’t want to be around anyone this time of year anyway, not with all the mating dances happening, everyone shifting and showing off to attract potential mates or to entice their current partner into more rambunctious activites than usual. Peter didn’t want to be around it, not even a little bit. 

May had assured him, just like she did every year, that he would get used to all the noise and the fan fare, that he would learn to ignore it like she had. After all, May had been almost thirty before she had met Ben, and she had survived nine mating seasons without attracting a mate so surely Peter could–

“Don’t.” Peter had said quietly, pleadingly. “You could shift. You could participate. You chose not to. I don’t even have the option of dancing for a mate. No one wants a mate who is only human.” 

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Let’s talk about ‘take your time’

msmysticundead:

When I say ‘take your time’, what I mean is:

  • Take.  Your.  Time.
  • If you have muse for another thread? You can reply to that
  • If you have muse for another character?  Guess what; you can reply to that too.
  • If you’re getting feels for another ship?  OMFG. YOU H0R.  No, seriously.  You can reply, lmfao.
  • If you’re overwhelmed with other threads?  It’s okay; seriously.  I don’t hate you, I don’t think any less of you.  You get to ours when you can.
  • If you want to drop a thread because you’ve lost inspiration with it; same as above.  I don’t hate you.  I’d rather you told me than fretted and thought omfg she’s gonna hate me when actually, the opposite is true

Muses can be fickle, fickle things and I shouldn’t have to say this but when dipshits come out with stuff like ‘take your time doesn’t mean you can reply to something else’ — actually, it does with me.

Anybody who plots with me, RPs with me, even talks to me; I love.  Dearly.  And when they reply I squeal like a mad thing because omg the flawless (seriously).

RPing is meant to be fun, lovelies.  Don’t suck the fun out of it by being passive aggressive and a bit of a twat by saying shit things like that.

Take your time means take your time – It’s YOUR character, your blog.  You reply to who you want, okay?  ❤

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galahadwilder:

Please picture the following

Wonder Woman greeting T’Challa with the Wakanda Forever salute, but forgetting what happens when she clashes her gauntlets like that

Accidentally blowing him through three walls, a car, and M’Baku

He is, of course, completely fine, but that was certainly not the greeting he expected from the suddenly VERY apologetic Princess

Bonus: T’Challa runs back to Diana and does the salute again, channeling the power from the improved kinetic absorption and redistribution on his suit, and launches Diana straight into the sky. They laugh about it later.

This is the wholesome content I signed up for

Further bonus: during a later team-up, the villain has T’Challa by the throat and is threatening to snap his neck if Diana comes any closer. She hesitates, at which point the villain laughs and asks if T’Challa has any last words. Of course he does:

“Wakanda Forever…”

Diana just smiles…

The cross continuity friendship we deserve 

Someone made art!

You are forgetting that during the initial introduction Shuri is there recording it, and dying laughing the entire time.

Okay guys! So all the non-replies are cleared out of my drafts finally. Gonna work on getting some replies done. I’m debating posting or queueing or both since I only have until this time tomorrow to get thing done and I need a break from bios. >.> 

vertigorp:

random mix of sentence starts pt. ii

  • ❝   you okay ?  you just nearly walked into a pole.   ❞
  • ❝   DOG !  i see a DOG !!!!   ❞

  • ❝   rain, rain, please die.   ❞

  • ❝   this is my tenth cup of coffee. i think i’m going to die. oh, i’m so going to die. shit. fuck.   ❞

  • ❝   did you say something ?  sorry, i’m trained to tune you out these days.   ❞

  • ❝   ow. why did you pinch me ?   ❞

  • ❝   yes, yeah, totally cool. not freakin’ out. all good !   ❞

  • ❝   … i thought going through the door would be a bad idea so i climbed up the side and through the window.   ❞

  • ❝   i don’t think it’s a good thing that you’re bleeding that much.   ❞

  • ❝   i hope you break a leg. literally. i’m not kidding.   ❞

  • ❝   could be worse ??   ❞

  • ❝   I SPOTTED A NIP SLIP.   ❞

  • ❝   did you just … never mind. not gonna ask.   ❞

  • ❝   my ass got scratched by a cat. safe to say, i don’t get along with cats anymore. they’re like the spawns of satan. or like satan himself.   ❞

  • ❝   I AM SICK AND TIRED OF … not being able to sleep in. like, that’s the best part of life. sleeping in.   ❞

  • ❝   when was the last time i slept ?  haha …. hah ……. good question.   ❞

  • ❝   please punch me.   ❞

  • ❝   wait, no, that was sarcasm, please —   ❞

  • ❝   oh … that was a pinch of salt, not sugar. my bad.   ❞

  • ❝   I. FUCKING. HATE. STEPPING. ON. LEGOS.   ❞

  • ❝   whiskey and misery, my best friends !   ❞ 

Send me a ღ and I’ll fill this out about a ship

whiskers-archive:

I love little domestic memes so I decided to make one myself and yes.

  • Who’s the first to wake up in the morning:
  • Who’s the one to make breakfast:
  • Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed:
  • Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work:
  • Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day:
  • Who chooses the movies:
  • Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together:
  • Who orders lunch:
  • Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking:
  • Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy:
  • Who distracts the other from trying to work at home:
  • Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old:
  • Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream:
  • Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face:
  • Who cooks dinner:
  • Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards:
  • Who stays up until 2 reading:
  • Who stares at their partner while their sleeping:
  • Who kisses their partner while they sleep:

SO all I have left for about pages is some bios! It would be a lower number of bios if I hadn’t worked two and a half weeks straight. Today is my one day off so I’m gonna go through my drafts [cuz it’s filled with all sorts of stuff, and get the queue going again [I don’t even know when it ran out omg]. 

If anyone wants a starter of any kind, like this [hit me up if you want specifics].