can we talk about Marvel official website has updated Loki’s bio that confirms the “Loki was under the influence of the mind stone” fan theory?
Not a Loki apologist here, he did what he did, but a lot of stuff, his version of how he fell from the Bifrost, that speech in Germany, especially the “sudden clarity” scene with Thor makes a lot more sense.
Seems like after 10 fuckin years marvel saw a value in Loki and has stopped shitting on him. What a time to be alive
Celine smirked and looked up at Peter. “Probably nothing,” She chuckled and poked his nose. “I just wanted to be dramatic like you for a moment.” She teased him.
Peter rolled his eyes. “Is that because of the little eye flash I did when that drunken fool put his hand up the back of your skirt?” he asked as he leaned to kiss her.
The Clint part made me lol as I was writing it. I can literally see him chatting about absolutely nothing and then when his comms turn down he just raises his voice without even skipping a beat
“So anyway, there I was hanging out in a dumSTER AND THEN A BIRD SHOWED UP AND—“
So @starspangledspandex and I went in together to commission THIS GORGEOUS PIECE OF PERFECTION from @mirthandstar. Look at them! Bask in the glory of Concubine Steve and King Tony!
At first I was like “no don’t reblog it’ll weird people out” then I was like “oh right that’s the point”
STOP INCLUDING CRAMPS THAT MAKE YOU PASS OUT IN THESE LISTS AS IF THEY WERE NORMAL
THEY ARE NOT
IF YOUR CRAMPS ARE THIS BAD AND YOU’RE NOT A TEENAGER, SEE A DOCTOR
I REPEAT: THEY ARE NOT NORMAL. YOU COULD ACTUALLY BE ILL
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO PASS OUT FROM YOUR PERIOD CRAMPS
I actually passed out at the start of my period a couple of times and three years ago I found out I have polycystic ovaries, but yknow. What’s so bad about periods.
Excruciating pain both during and not during your period isn’t normal. Yes, you could just have severe period pain but it could also be the sign of major problems like ovarian cysts or even more serious ailments. If you can, get checked out by a doctor. At the very least if it’s not a something dangerous, birth control might be a good investment.
“I was bored today so I did a little reading.” Bucky’s grin was just this side of wicked. “How come you never told me you were weak for the way my words roll when I talk Brooklyn to ya?” Dark blue eyes narrowed in his direction and Bucky cleared his throat before crooning, “C’mere Stevie, lemme stitch ya up. Why ya gotta fight like this baby doll? What’s’a matta wi’ya?”
“What the fuck was that?” Steve said flatly, thoroughly unimpressed. “What was that voice? Why are you talking like that?”
“That’s my fan fiction voice.” Bucky frowned at him. “You don’t like it? It’s how I talk in all the stories.”
“You talk to me like that again and I’ll break your nose.” Steve threatened and ducked back under the water.
“Break my nose?” Bucky started laughing. “Is it because you’re all angsty and worked up from the fight? Still got some of that–” he checked the page. “–battle lust roaring through you and need to work it out? Gonna bloody my nose and then–” another check. “–make me gasp over how big your dick is? For someone so small you sure fuck like a–argh!”
He yelped when a big hand reached out and yanked him through the curtain and into the shower, the tablet slipping from his fingers and smacking onto the tile floor, blacking out as the water poured over it.
“Damn it! My tablet!” he cried, and pointed an accusing finger at Steve. “You did that on purpose!”
“Take your clothes off so I can fuck you.” Steve ripped the shirt right down the middle and shoved the pieces onto the floor. “Come on.”
“It’s my Brooklyn voice isn’t it!” Bucky crowed, trying and nearly failing to wiggle out of the wet denim. “Gets you all hard and horny?”
“Not even a little bit.” Steve deadpanned, spinning Bucky so he was facing the wall. “But fucking you is a sure fire way to get you to shut up and stop talking about fan fiction.”
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