dianasofthemyscira:

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…  It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy. Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth. The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space…
Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980) dir. Irvin Kershner

coelasquid:

hungrylikethewolfie:

adragonwithbalanceissues:

I think my least favorite Hetero Trope is when the girl eats a burger or whatever and the dude is like “Wow, I like a girl who can eat” like what the fuck did your last girlfriend do, photosynthesis?

#also this isn’t news but what they mean is ‘I love a girl who can stay skinny but not annoy me with diet restrictions’  #men don’t actually love ‘girls who don’t go on diets’ or ‘girls who don’t wear makeup’ or ‘low-maintenance’ girls #what they DO love is women who can stay thin and flawless without ever having to reveal the effort behind it #it’s baffling to me! #like some Orwellian bullshit #you can’t knowingly demand women look a certain way and then complain when they go on diets lmao
(via @halffizzbin)

I was just thinking the other day about how they do a very similar thing with men in the media as well. It may not be as prevalent as with the female characters, but you almost always see superheroic male characters with extremely toned physiques in bars, drinking beer and eating pub food, portrayed as “man’s man” types who let their scrappy lives give them saran wrapped eight packs, when in reality the actors playing those guys are on extremely specialized diets coupled with intense workout programs. At the same time, “gym rat” characters who are actually shown doing the work a person would actually need to to maintain bodies like that are almost unilaterally made out to be stupid, vain, often meanspirited meatheads.

I remember watching the behind the scenes footage of a Jason Statham movie where he’s complaining about only being allowed to eat a plate of steamed veggies while the entire rest of the crew was having a party with cake or something. In the same movie his character is pretending to eat and drink things that real dude Jason Statham was not allowed anywhere near to maintain the idea that regular blue collar working class movie character got sweet abs by drinking beer and driving fast cars.

Then there’s the issue of these actors being harassed in real life when they don’t upkeep their intensely high-maintinence bodies between movies. Like, The illusion has been created that the jacked up bodybuilder physique is their effortless natural state of being, so any deviation from that must be caused by flawed behaviour and you see constant articles about how “[Popular Action movie guy] Really Let Himself Go” or people bombarding the actors’ personal accounts with fat jokes and accusation about their lifestyles

I guess the overarching issue is, people seem to be fed this idea that attractive qualities people may posses are only valid if they came naturally and effortlessly. The person with beautiful hair is desirable, the person who spends an hour making their hair beautiful is “self obsessed”, the person with the athletic body is hot, the person who goes to the gym every day and works on being more athletic is “a dumb jock”. It’s all appreciating the results while devaluing the effort it took to achieve them.

thenonbinaryspacegem:

commanderabutt:

apprenticenanoswarm:

film producers: *masculinity so terribly frail, sickly and vapid that, when tasked with depicting a canonically queer romantic relationship between a human and a genderless alien slime, decided to stick tits on the slime*

comic book writers: HEY GUYS! 😀 HERE’S EDDIE HAVING MORNING SICKNESS BECAUSE HE’S PREGNANT WITH HIS GOOEY LOVER’S ALIEN BABY!!! Y’ALL HAVE A GREAT FUCKIN DAY!!!!!! ❤

please tell me eddie brock isn’t actually romantically involved with the fucking symbiote

@commanderabutt

Sorry to have to break it to you but Eddie Brock is an alien fucker.

“Morning After” starters

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

  • “Feel like another round?”
  • “You were great last night…”
  • “Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”
  • “My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”
  • “I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”
  • “We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”
  • “You should play with my hair some more…”
  • “I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”
  • “That was a workout.”
  • “I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”
  • “The fun doesn’t have to end.”
  • “I think I can convince you to stay…”
  • “Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”
  • “We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”
  • “I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

  • “Oh no…what did we do?”
  • “Hi! You need to leave.”
  • “I’m sorry…who are you?”
  • “Ugh…I drank so much.”
  • “I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”
  • “Where are your clothes?”
  • “…I’m sore in such weird places.”
  • “Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”
  • “You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”
  • “Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”
  • “I think this was a mistake.”
  • “*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”
  • “Your foot is in my face.”
  • “Did we use protection?”
  • “*sees ___ and screams*”

Special Christmas || lostshieldandhammer

@lostshieldandhammer continued from here

“You… you made a special request?” He was intrigued. “Should I go change clothes then so we can head over there?”

Tony gave a small smile, shaking his head. “You don’t have to get fancy. But remember Melanie? The little brunette that reminded you of Barnes? The little nine year old?” he asked. Looking for Bucky had taken a toll and even through that Steve insisted on helping the kids. Tony had noticed Steve bonding with the little girl and he enjoyed the way Steve seemed so relaxed around the kids.