Didn’t get to do what I wanted for today, so I’m gonna try to queue up a bunch of replies and post a few tonight as well. Work tomorrow from a messed up schedule [gotta love people assuming they can do what they want to it], and then off Saturday and Sunday. If anyone wants anything specific, let me know!

cantrous:

Magnus Bane, The Shadowhunter Chronicles by @cassandraclare:

“Malachi scowled. “I don’t remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.” — "They didn’t,“ Magnus said. “Your wards are down.” — "Really?“ the Consul’s voice dripped sarcasm. “I hadn’t noticed.” Magnus looked concerned. “That’s terrible. Someone should have told you.” He glanced at Luke. “Tell him the wards are down.”

Halloween trick or treat 🎃 for @perhiasane

dyscn:

• boys hugging the pillow during sex
• playing with a boy’s hair while he sleeps on your lap
• putting flowers in his hair
• boys nuzzling your hand or neck because they want to cuddle
• picking boys up
• boys wrapping their legs around your waist
• telling boys to hold on to you tightly
• boys getting weak-kneed after teasing them a little
• boys muffling their moans because they are embarrassed
• hugging boys from behind
• slipping your hand underneath their shirt when they are not expecting it
• letting them sit in front of you in the bathtub so you can wrap your arms around them
• boys falling asleep on your shoulder
• boys sucking on your fingers
• cuddling boys to sleep
• boys arching their backs 
• pinning their arms above their head
• kissing boys on their forehead 
• boys being sensitive and reactive

blythesthetics:

so I need a ‘you’re a person of high wealth/status and I legally married you at a courthouse the night before your wedding because you found out your fiancé is trying to dupe you and your family out of money/ruin your reputation as a revenge plot because of an old family rivalry and they’re not legally entitled to your assets if you’re already legally married to someone else and you agreed to pay me a high sum of money for this and I have a lot of debt so I didn’t pass up the deal but then your ex hits back at you in the media and we have to keep up the charade of being married and you agree to keep paying me money for it but oops I think I might be enjoying more than just the money and oops you’re starting to grow fond of me and this wasn’t part of the deal shit fuck’ plot please and thank you

sevi007:

sdseraph:

fireheartedkaratepup:

the-80s-do-it-better:

attackonsociallife:

quibbs:

tyleroakley:

outlawsoflove:

My class pretended to play dead.

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

I really love how there’s that second of worry when they all go down – you can see him straighten up, ready to run over – before he realizes it and starts laughing. And he can actually take a joke! Great joke, great teacher.