Venom/Deadpool

(TW brief mention of self harm/suicide but it’s DP so… you know)

It’s like 3 am and I haven’t been sleeping and I had this weird thought that Venom/symbrock would be FASCINATED by Deadpool and not in like, a healthy way. Not at first.

Like maybe Venom goes after him because “we can eat bad people” but then, “oh wait, is he really a bad guy?” And then “he definitely just did some bad guy things so let’s eat his arm/head/whatever” and a few nights later they run into that unkillable fucker and are like???? Didn’t we eat you??

And it becomes a weird challenge for Venom to try and get Deadpool and Eddie finds himself sort of oddly…. like huh, there’s someone else like me?

Because like, DP is a monster all on his own, and he hears voices too but it’s not a symbiote who has changed to want to protect their host, no DPs voices are terrible and push him to self harm and he just laughs them off and pushes them away until he can’t anymore and that’s the first time Venom finds DP dead.

And they sort of mourn, Venom does, because now their little game is over and they have to go back to eating normal bad guys and Eddie is sad because he thought he’d finally found someone who could understand his ‘demon’ because Wade had demons of his own?

But then, honestly what the fuck, Wade starts breathing again and complaining about how his head hurts now and ugh Venom could have at least carried him to a park so he could have woken up in a bed of flowers and Eddie laughs in surprise and it’s the first time he’s really laughed in a long time.

Venom doesn’t even phase Wade. When Eddie invites him up for pizza and beer, Wade doesn’t even blink when they get to the shitty apartment and suddenly Eddie is there and Big and Black and Gooey is moving out of his shoulder and taking their own form, Wade just shrugs and says “I charge extra for threesomes” and Eddie laughs again.

It’s healthy in some twisted way, whatever friendship they form because Eddie knows Wade is what he could easily become if Venom hadn’t decided to love him and take care of him and had kept ruining him instead. He could absolutely be a violent unkillable fool who laughs because life has fucked him so far over that everything is funny in some awful way. He could be alone and in pain— yeah, he knows Wade hurts, can tell that the scars and his mutation hurt constantly— and being around Wade makes him appreciate Venom more.

And it’s healthy in some twisted way, because they don’t have to pretend around each other, there isn’t a level of “acceptable” they have to maintain. They can eat mountains of trash, they can sit in the dark and let the depression run deep and awful, they can come out of it and the other one will shrug off the episode because “life sucks and then you don’t die because you’re sort of cursed so you just keep going”.

And it’s healthy in some twisted way because the first time they are binge watching Golden Girls and Wade is lying there, scarred and violent and not giving a single fuck, Eddie leans over and kisses him and Wade grabs him and kisses him back and both of them fully expect Venom to SCREAM and rip them apart because the thing is possessive AF—

—Black ripples from Eddies fingers and Venom touches Wade and hisses over the pain he feels lurking just under the surface, but then he spreads up Wade’s arms to his shoulders and up his neck and down his back and Wade starts to say something about being “down for doing the nasty with that tongue” but then he realizes that the voices are quiet, and he doesn’t really hurt just then and that he’s still kissing Eddie but the other is there too, wrapped around them but lying passive as if protecting them.

They are both fragile and damaged and pushed out of acceptable society and far from what they had been, but here they are wound together and it works.

It’s not love, not even close, but it works.

It’s barely even lust, mostly it’s about being able to touch someone and not being afraid of them leaving/screaming/hating it, but it works.

It’s random nights and early afternoons and weeks without saying a word to each other and doing dangerous things off roof tops because Wade can’t die and Eddie is Protected, and screaming when they fight and waking up from nightmares and pretending the other doesn’t hear even though they cling to each other afterwards and laughing until it hurts their sides, but it works.

The first time Wade sees Venom fucking Eddie, he gets popcorn and sits on the floor and watches because why not?

The first time Eddie goes down on him, Wade keeps up a non stop commentary on those perfect fucking lips and only shuts up when Venom presses against and into him and he finally gets a taste of that particular benefit.

The first time Wade kisses Eddie goodbye and calls him babe out the door all three of them go very very still because this is different than the usual.

Wade laughs it off, Eddie doesn’t say anything at all and Venom is curious.

After that, it’s the first time in a long time that Wade tries to hurt himself and Venom SURGES from Eddies skin and wraps himself around Wade to stop it all from happening.

It’s healthy in a twisted sort of way, whatever they have, and sometimes they joke about how the only other human Venom can stand is barely human at all.

But it works.

ann-fortunately:

i’d pay to see these two in one movie

rpmemesfam:

* TWILIGHT FILM FRANCHISE PROMPTS .

TWILIGHT :

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I’d never given much thought to how I would die.

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But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go.

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Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder.

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❛ Can’t you just thank me and get over it? ❜

❛ I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. ❜

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Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell.

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I’m the world’s most dangerous predator.

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My family… we’re different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals.

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But it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me.

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❛ I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. ❜

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I mean, he just looks at you like you’re something to eat.

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Anything you need, tour guide, lunch date, shoulder to cry on?

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I’m really kind of the suffer-in-silence type.

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You’re not gonna let this go, are you?

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I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it.

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I’m sorry if I’m being rude to you all the time, I just think it’s the best way.

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❛ You know, your mood swings are kind of giving me whiplash. ❜

❛ It’s always the same inane questions: “Who are you?” ❜

❛ If you’d just let the venom spread, I could be like you right now. ❜

❛ I’m dying, already. Every second I get closer, older. ❜

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You’re alone, ‘cause you’re faster than the others. But not stronger.

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❛ Is it not enough, just to have a long and happy life with me? ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re saying. You don’t want this. ❜

❛ What did you expect, coffins and dungeons and moats? ❜

NEW MOON :

❛ It’s still my birthday, can I ask for one thing? Kiss me. ❜

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Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane or normal at all?

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I’m alright, until I’m alone. And lately that’s all the time.

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So, please. Don’t make me choose. Cause it’ll be him.

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❛ You don’t know a thing about his soul. ❜

❛ If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it without you. ❜

❛ You can’t trust vampires…trust me. ❜

❛ Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means. ❜

❛ It’s my job to protect you. From everyone…except my sister. ❜

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Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in a hospital?

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I’m sorry. I’m really sorry to both of you, for how I’ve acted.

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But this isn’t the life I would’ve chosen, for myself.

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Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway?

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I’ve done it again…I keep breaking my promise.

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What happened to you? Whats wro— Hey! What happened?

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❛ Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision? ❜

❛ Oh, so you’re the vampire girl. ❜

❛ You can’t break up with me. I mean— I mean you’re my best friend. ❜

❛ I know that I’ve been…hurting you. Its—its killing me, it kills me! ❜

❛ You know exactly what I’m talking about. ❜

❛ But if you want somebody to blame, how about those filthy bloodsuckers you love? ❜

❛ Although I was surprised you even called at all. ❜

❛ I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. ❜

❛ I’m really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. ❜

ECLIPSE :

❛ I know the consequences of the choice you’re making. ❜

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I promise to love you every moment of forever.

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❛ Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts? ❜

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If I asked you to stay in the car, would you?

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You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are.

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You’ll warm up soon. Faster if you take your clothes off.

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I’m gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating.

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You feel something for me. You just won’t admit it.

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❛ Never go for the obvious kill. They’ll be expecting that. And you will lose.❜

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Never turn your back on your enemy.

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You don’t know what you’re getting yourselves into.

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Well, it’s just… It’s just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.

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See, you’d just turn her into a bloodsucking demon like you.

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If you’d stayed away another six months, I could’ve made her happy.

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❛ I’m not going to force her into anything, ever again. ❜

❛ When you thought she was gone… that you’d lost her… How did you… cope? ❜

❛ Impressive, I’ve never seen a coven of this magnitude intact. ❜

❛ If you’d arrived a half hour ago you would’ve fulfilled your purpose. ❜

❛ You don’t need to do that, she’ll tell you anything you wanna know. ❜

❛ The Volturi don’t give second chances. Keep that in mind. ❜

❛ It appears we’ve missed an entertaining fight.. ❜

❛ There’s no words. But I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. ❜

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This might sound odd but I’m glad you’re here.

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❛ I don’t want that. I never wanted that. ❜

BREAKING DAWN :

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Last night was the best night of my existence.

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Where have you been? We were gonna put your face on a milk carton.

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I’m just trying to appreciate your last night as a human.

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I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain.

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You’re not gonna start something that we’ll have to finish.

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Goodness, no. Our dispute goes far beyond the fate of a mere human.

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I had a bad habit of underestimating you.

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Every obstacle you faced, I thought you wouldn’t have overcome it.

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I’ve never thanked you for this extraordinary life.

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My life as a human was over, but I’ve never felt more alive.

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I didn’t expect you to seem so… you. Except for the creepy eyes.

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Even mature vampires have problems with that.

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You need to get your thirst under control.

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I’m amazed you ran away from human blood mid hunt.

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I’ll never let anybody hurt you.

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❛ Will you dance with me? ❜

❛ This is how I’m gonna remember you. Pink cheeks. Two left feet. Heartbeat. ❜

❛ Come on, you’re not supposed to be the one crying, ❜

❛ It’s not like you’re gonna have real honeymoon with him, anyway. ❜

❛ Are you out of your mind? Huh? You’ll kill her! ❜

❛ How many days has it been since the wedding? ❜

❛ Can vampires go into shock? ❜

❛ I thought you understood… They have something I want. ❜

❛ Come on, people are probably missing us. Let’s go back. ❜

Kallin’s Halloween Adventures (7/?)

More Snapchat filters (featuring Snoopy; Ronda’s puppers). Ronda’s family x3. Me, Devin, Ronda and my manager Kevin when the girls came to see me. Selfie of me and the girls. Post shift hair (I’m sad cuz one braid is trying to come undone 😭). And my Ghost Pop!

Here’s the ‘small protest’ Trump says he didn’t see in Pittsburgh

seandotpolitics:

From all appearances, the president and first lady Melania Trump were warmly welcomed by Rabbi Jeffrey Myers — unlike the mayor, the county administrator, the governor, several tens of thousands of people who signed an open letter telling Trump he was “not welcome in Pittsburgh until you fully denounce white nationalism,” and many hundreds of residents who staged a decidedly not-small protest a few blocks from his motorcade.

“This didn’t happen in a vacuum,” said Ardon Shorr, one of about 100 people who had jammed a street corner several blocks from the synagogue an hour before Trump’s plane landed. “There is a growing trend of white nationalism. And that has been enabled by Trump, who traffics in the kind of conspiracy theories that we know were foremost in the mind of the shooter last Saturday.”

By the time Air Force One arrived at Pittsburgh International Airport, the protest had swelled to about 2,000 people.

The demonstration had been organized at the last minute, as had Trump’s visit: The White House had not announced until late Monday that he would be visiting Pittsburgh — despite a request from the mayor and some Jewish leaders that he not do so until the shooting victims had been interred and mourned.

Kallin’s Halloween Adventures (6/?)

Kandi Trick Attempts – Take 2

Kallin’s Halloween Adventures (5/?)

So the first story of the night was this pair of brothers dressed as a young Ezio and pikachu. The older brother [Ezio] asked if I was dressed as a pokemon trainer. I told him yes, I was and he looked at his brother and grinned and was lke “She’s gonna catch you!” The little pikachu looked at me wide eyed and then goes “NO SHE WON’T!” and ran away to his mom while his brother laughed and I was just like “Awwwwh”

The next story was the very sleepy twins dressed as Catboy and Gecko. Catboy was mostly okay, but Gecko was crabby. So I asked if he’d smile if he had a lollipop, and he looked at me, smiled and held out his hand. So I gave him his sucker and asked if he wanted to pet pikachu so I walked aroudn the counter so he could pet him and then he hugged me and gave his sucker to his brother to ask for another one. Of course I gave it to him and he was so happy.

My last cute story is about the brother and sister who came in dressed as the pink power ranger and T’Challa. The girl was so excited, chittering about how awesome it was to be a power ranger, and the little boy I couldn’t help but say “Hello, my King” he grinned and LITERALLY gave me the Wakanda salute. I returned it and we both said “Wakanda Forever”. Then when he left, I said bye and he saluted again and his whole family was like “Wakanda Forever!” and we all laughed.

dare-to-dm:

themadcapmathematician:

tockthewatchdog:

tockthewatchdog:

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.