so since steve has big bobbies would they bounce during sex?? and would thor call them “pecs” or would he be even more lewd and call them tits
@not-close-to-straight I feel like this is something Clint would bring up in the group chat in not dating commission 😂
Oh good god.
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From Clint: Hey so we’ve been talking about Cap’s butt lately but let me offer a new topic
From Sam: Natasha, tell your man he thinks about Cap’s anatomy too much
From Natasha: I’ll do no such thing. What’s on your mind, husband?
From Clint: We should talk about them Pectorals of Patriotism. I mean have you seen him? He’s bigger than Nat!
From Natasha: Can confirm, I’d have to get implants to match that
From Sam: Yeah, you know, we were running the other day and the man just boings around. He needs a sports bra. They make them in 48 FF right?
From Natasha: Does the FF stand for size Fucking Freedom
From Sam: You’re damn right it does.
From Clint: Okay but here’s my question. The Hammer Man is all old fashioned and calls Steve “beloved” and all that. So do you think he calls those FF Pectorals boobies?
From Sam: He call them tiddies
From Natasha: Breasts
From Tony: I’m going to go ahead and jump in– Chesticles.
From Clint: Please don’t call them chesticles
From Natasha: No no, I like chesticles. Kind of balances out the ones on the bottom right? Chesticles and testicles?
From Sam: I’m on board for chesticles.
From Clint: Yeah alright, Chesticles.
From Tony: I’m going to listen at their door tonight and see if Thor says ‘oh Steven your mighty chesticles will be my end’
From Bucky: You absolutely will not do that Tony, and also STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BEST FRIENDS TITS
From Clint: you call the chesticles tits?
From Sam: oh man he calls the chesticles tits
From Natasha: Bucky, do you like Steve’s tits
From Tony: something we should talk about, Bucky baby?
From Bruce: I need new friends this is the worst group text ever.
If memory serves, what happened was that someone took a video of a Ukrainian military band playing some other song and dubbed a realistic-sounding version of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis over it. This proceeded to be everywhere on the internet, enough so that the band that put on the original performance caught wind of it, and decided to capitalize on its popularity by actually performing the song. This video is the latter version.
peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy
but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold
The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.
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