Your child is never going to learn to not just walk in on women in the shower/bath if you just open the door whenever the fuck you feel like instead of being impatient and too lazy to walk the extra ten feet to the bathroom in your bedroom. No wonder your wife gets so upset trying to teach this little asshole respect and manners; you do nothing to help whatsoever. -.-

Part two of today’s work adventures :3

So most everyone knows about my tattoos. Today a young woman about my age came in and noticed my rune – which is part of a matching set with my best friend ( @whcrcmydcmonshidc ). She asked if it was a real parabatai rune and I was like ’ Yeah, ive had it for a while now. Me and best friend did it for her birthday’ and she was like “oh my god for real? Thats so awesome. I wish I had someone I cpuld get a parabatai with!” Like I made her day over my rune. It was really cool. We ended up talking about the show and the differences in the show vs the books and it’s moments like this that I love being able to interact with people at work (in case its hard to read, the text says “if aught but death part thee and me” which is the last line if the parabatai oath).

ourmarvelousuniverse:

All I want is a movie that covers the time between Thor: The Dark World and Thor: Ragnarok when Loki posed as Odin and not one Asguardian was at least slightly suspicious.

I mean people were just cool with the fact that Odin all of a sudden just really enjoyed a theater production about the one son (loki) that he never really cared about.

To be fair, the entire kingdom thought Loki had been killed helping Thor and Jane. It’s not uncommon for grief to lead to sudden affection and for Asgardians, they had lost a prince basically to martyrdom and were willing to love and learn about said deceased prince. Loki used his role as Odin not only to bring affection and acceptance from the people of Asgard that he never really got from Odin himself. He was also able to dismiss any suspicions by stating that the grief of losing his son caused him to show affection he hadn’t particularly shown before, which was believable. It’s one scene where Marvel shows that Loki is much smarter than people believe him to be, using the emotional roller coaster that is grief to cover that he isn’t really Odin.