things i learned today: i am not capable of raising a puppy.
she brought in a frog and thankfully didn’t hurt said frog (but the frog was laying on its back under my seat and THANKFULLY I noticed it and got it back outside (at a spot where my puppy couldn’t reach it)
and then the little shit ate a fucking spider. threw up in the living room (ate her puke before i could find a dang paper towel to clean it up) and then she tried eating moms shoe again even though I sprayed it with the ‘bitter yuck’ shit which honestly is just inhumane like that shit gets in my mouth as i’m spraying it and i end up having to drink two bottles of water just to get that shitty taste out
and then she passed out on the couch.
she’s almost like 13 weeks now and like we still need to teach her to walk using a leash, we need to teach her to sit on command (she’s gotten kind of okay with staying on command but we still need to work on that) she needs to stop eating my pants (she won’t touch my shorts, it’s just my pants or long shirts)
and i’ve been working with her on trading things. (like moms shoe for her ball) and she’s getting okay-er with that.
also not to mention yesterday she pushed a toad off the porch.
She’s a handful but you love her. Munchkin has never needed a leash so teaching her is gonna be hell when we move. Monster kind of knows the leash but not enough cuz they live out with mom where they don’t really need it. Rofl.
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