as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !
Sexy
- “Feel like another round?”
- “You were great last night…”
- “Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”
- “My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”
- “I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”
- “We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”
- “You should play with my hair some more…”
- “I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”
- “That was a workout.”
- “I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”
- “The fun doesn’t have to end.”
- “I think I can convince you to stay…”
- “Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”
- “We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”
- “I love your bedhead.”
Awkward
- “Oh no…what did we do?”
- “Hi! You need to leave.”
- “I’m sorry…who are you?”
- “Ugh…I drank so much.”
- “I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”
- “Where are your clothes?”
- “…I’m sore in such weird places.”
- “Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”
- “You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”
- “Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”
- “I think this was a mistake.”
- “*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”
- “Your foot is in my face.”
- “Did we use protection?”
- “*sees ___ and screams*”
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Married Bliss RP Starters
“Honey, I packed you a lunch.”
“Sweetheart you tried to pack me a sandwich with gummy bears I think it’s time for a break.”
“You look like you haven’t slept in days. Let me watch the kids. You need some rest.”
“Can you please watch them I need a good cry and a nap.”
“You have been on diaper duty since the babies been born let me get it this time.”
“Can you please change their diaper I’m trying to make dinner.”
“I’m sorry…I burnt dinner…”
“Wow…that looks wonderful… No! Hey don’t cry! Please, it looks wonderful! See I’m eating it right now.”
“Honey our little angel just flushed his/her toy down the toilet!”
“My ring! My ring is missing!”
“Honey, where is your wedding ring?”
“Oh no! My ring fell down the drain!”
“Oh…it’s everywhere…I didn’t realize babies…went so much…”
“It’s just a diaper…wait you don’t look so well…”
“I can’t change their diaper without you getting sick It’s a little frustrating.”
“I’m going to be late for dinner.”
“I made us our first dinner in our new place. I hope you like it.”
“Wow it looks wonderful. I didn’t know I was with a seasoned chef.”
“Do I look fat?”
“Honey you’re pregnant that’s all baby. You look beautiful.”
“You’re beautiful no matter what size you are please remember that.”
“I’m so lucky to be married to someone so beautiful.”
“Come to bed, It’s getting late.”
“Why are you cooking? It’s three in the morning.”
“We’re going to make beautiful kids.”
“I can’t wait to see their little face. I’m really excited to see them.”
“It’s your turn to feed him/her.”
“I’ve got it, go back to sleep.”
“Wake up, the baby needs you.”
“Mmm she/he has that fresh baby smell.”
“I know you’re working but you forgot your lunch.”
“I thought I’d stop by so we could have lunch together.”
“They drew all over the walls…we just painted them too…”
“I thought we’d visit you on your break.”
“Let’s go to the park together. It will be good for all of us to get some fresh air.”
“Every day is a blessing with you.”
“Who thought it was a good idea to get them such a noisy toy.”
“I have watched the same kids show all day for a week straight I’m going to snap.”
“Do babies really like this stuff?”
“Wait don’t drink that! That’s for the baby.”
“I think we should get another cat/dog.”
“I love you, but we have too many animals. Please don’t bring anymore home.”
“Did your coat just meow/bark?”
“Surprise! I got us a cat/dog!”
“Please don’t be mad…I couldn’t resist its little face.”
“You’re going to be a father.”
“He/She is kicking!”
“What if we’re not good parents?”
“You’re going to be a wonderful mother/father.”
“Don’t worry about it you’re pregnant. It’s okay to be emotional.”
“I got everything on the list. Are you really craving pickles and peanut butter? Our baby is weird.”
“We are not naming our baby (insert ridiculous name here) end of discussion.”
“Can you take the trash out, please.”
“I’ll make dinner tonight.”
“How was work?”
“I missed you like crazy. I wish I didn’t have to work all day.”
“Will you please stop making that face. It’s making the baby cry.”
“No you can’t steal their dog/cat!”
“It’s okay sometimes these things take time. We’ll just keep trying until something happens.”
“I made you some soup. I hope you get to feeling better soon.”
“Honey, you’re burning up.”
“I think the baby is sick.”
“You worry too much. It’s just a scratch.”
“Please don’t ever leave me. I almost burned the house down trying to cook dinner.”
“He/She has your eyes.”
“He/She is so beautiful. I can’t believe he’s/she’s finally here.
“I’m so afraid i’m going to drop him/her.”“He/She is so tiny. I can’t believe how small he/she is.”
“He/She has a tight grip.”
“Don’t ask…you don’t want to know.”
“Honey, why is our child running around naked?”
“How much sugar did you give him/her?”
“Are you sure you’re okay being alone with the them?”
“I’ll be right back, I promise.”
“Don’t give the kids sugar while i’m gone.”
“I swear sometimes I have two children instead of one.”
“Your hormones are just a little crazy. You cried today because you saw a cat on the tv.”
“I know it’s three in the morning but could you please get me some chocolate milk. Oh and some chocolate chip cookies, please.”
“I love you but your cravings are killing me.”
“I’ll rub your feet. I know they’re getting swollen from the pregnancy.”
“We should look into adopting.”
“It’s okay, we can always adopt.”
“Our adoption papers got accepted! We’re going to be parents!”
“We get to bring her/him home tomorrow i’m so excited.”
“What if they don’t accept us? What if we can’t adopt?”
“We’re going to be amazing parents. I know they’ll see that. Please don’t worry. I know the adoption papers will go through.”
“Have you heard anything yet about the adoption papers? Have we been approved?”
“The kids drew all over my work papers….I hope they’ll accept stick figure drawings.”
“Honey, you put the babies clothes on backwards.”
♡angsty/suggestive sentence starters♡
send me a number and a character/ship and i’ll write it!
- “why do you always have to be such an asshole?
- “if you’re going to keep running your mouth like that, i can think of a few ways to make you shut up.”
- “is there any reason as to why you’re getting drunk on a tuesday afternoon?
- “i just don’t want to think for a while.”
- “say it again.”
- “don’t lie to me.”
- “i’m sick of being treated like this.”
- “i didn’t mean it like that, and you know it!”
- “so this is it?”
- “i don’t want to go to bed angry.”
- “don’t touch me.”
- “i’m pretty good at providing distractions.”
- “i’m not saying i want a threesome- but i wouldn’t be opposed to it.”
- “just sit down and let me take care of you.”
- “is that- blood?”
- “i just want to help you relax.”
- “does that feel good?”
- “i don’t love you anymore.”
- “i loved you. past tense.”
- “stop lying!”
- “jealousy isn’t cute on you.”
- “don’t call me ‘princess,’ asshole.”
- “i deserve better.”
- “you deserve better.”
- “you make me nervous and happy and horny all at the same time and it’s confusing as fuck sometimes.”
- “you left your underwear back at my place.”
- “you just broke the last bit of trust i had in you.”
- “i hope you’re happy.”
- “does that line ever work?”
- “you’re the best i’ve ever had.”
- “is that all you’ve got?”
- “hit me!”
- “tell me this is a dream.”
- “let’s keep this between the two of us.”
- “is that my shirt?”
- “why do you even care?”
- “i’m sick of being ‘the other girl/guy.’”
- “you love her/him.”
- “can you take it?”
- “i’m not going to break.”
- “we’re not just friends. you know that.”
- “friends don’t get each other off.”
- “it’s over- and it’s for real this time.”
- “i’m not that flexible!”
- “you don’t scare me.”
- “it’s okay, i’m here.”
- “you’re not alone. you never were.”
- “i’m in love with you but i don’t want you to hurt me.”
- “it’s complicated.”
- “you’re the only one.”
* TWILIGHT FILM FRANCHISE PROMPTS .
TWILIGHT :
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I’d never given much thought to how I would die.
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But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go.
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Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder.
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- ❛ Can’t you just thank me and get over it? ❜
- ❛ I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. ❜
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Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell.
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I’m the world’s most dangerous predator.
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My family… we’re different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals.
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But it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me.
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- ❛ I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. ❜
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I mean, he just looks at you like you’re something to eat.
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Anything you need, tour guide, lunch date, shoulder to cry on?
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I’m really kind of the suffer-in-silence type.
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You’re not gonna let this go, are you?
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I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it.
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I’m sorry if I’m being rude to you all the time, I just think it’s the best way.
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- ❛ You know, your mood swings are kind of giving me whiplash. ❜
- ❛ It’s always the same inane questions: “Who are you?” ❜
- ❛ If you’d just let the venom spread, I could be like you right now. ❜
- ❛ I’m dying, already. Every second I get closer, older. ❜
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You’re alone, ‘cause you’re faster than the others. But not stronger.
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- ❛ Is it not enough, just to have a long and happy life with me? ❜
- ❛ You don’t know what you’re saying. You don’t want this. ❜
- ❛ What did you expect, coffins and dungeons and moats? ❜
NEW MOON :
- ❛ It’s still my birthday, can I ask for one thing? Kiss me. ❜
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Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane or normal at all?
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I’m alright, until I’m alone. And lately that’s all the time.
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So, please. Don’t make me choose. Cause it’ll be him.
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- ❛ You don’t know a thing about his soul. ❜
- ❛ If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it without you. ❜
- ❛ You can’t trust vampires…trust me. ❜
- ❛ Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means. ❜
- ❛ It’s my job to protect you. From everyone…except my sister. ❜
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Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in a hospital?
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I’m sorry. I’m really sorry to both of you, for how I’ve acted.
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But this isn’t the life I would’ve chosen, for myself.
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Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway?
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I’ve done it again…I keep breaking my promise.
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What happened to you? Whats wro— Hey! What happened?
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- ❛ Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision? ❜
- ❛ Oh, so you’re the vampire girl. ❜
- ❛ You can’t break up with me. I mean— I mean you’re my best friend. ❜
- ❛ I know that I’ve been…hurting you. Its—its killing me, it kills me! ❜
- ❛ You know exactly what I’m talking about. ❜
- ❛ But if you want somebody to blame, how about those filthy bloodsuckers you love? ❜
- ❛ Although I was surprised you even called at all. ❜
- ❛ I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. ❜
- ❛ I’m really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. ❜
ECLIPSE :
- ❛ I know the consequences of the choice you’re making. ❜
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I promise to love you every moment of forever.
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- ❛ Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts? ❜
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If I asked you to stay in the car, would you?
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You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are.
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You’ll warm up soon. Faster if you take your clothes off.
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I’m gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating.
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You feel something for me. You just won’t admit it.
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- ❛ Never go for the obvious kill. They’ll be expecting that. And you will lose.❜
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Never turn your back on your enemy.
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You don’t know what you’re getting yourselves into.
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Well, it’s just… It’s just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.
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See, you’d just turn her into a bloodsucking demon like you.
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If you’d stayed away another six months, I could’ve made her happy.
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- ❛ I’m not going to force her into anything, ever again. ❜
- ❛ When you thought she was gone… that you’d lost her… How did you… cope? ❜
- ❛ Impressive, I’ve never seen a coven of this magnitude intact. ❜
- ❛ If you’d arrived a half hour ago you would’ve fulfilled your purpose. ❜
- ❛ You don’t need to do that, she’ll tell you anything you wanna know. ❜
- ❛ The Volturi don’t give second chances. Keep that in mind. ❜
- ❛ It appears we’ve missed an entertaining fight.. ❜
- ❛ There’s no words. But I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. ❜
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This might sound odd but I’m glad you’re here.
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- ❛ I don’t want that. I never wanted that. ❜
BREAKING DAWN :
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Last night was the best night of my existence.
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Where have you been? We were gonna put your face on a milk carton.
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I’m just trying to appreciate your last night as a human.
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I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain.
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You’re not gonna start something that we’ll have to finish.
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Goodness, no. Our dispute goes far beyond the fate of a mere human.
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I had a bad habit of underestimating you.
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Every obstacle you faced, I thought you wouldn’t have overcome it.
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I’ve never thanked you for this extraordinary life.
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My life as a human was over, but I’ve never felt more alive.
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I didn’t expect you to seem so… you. Except for the creepy eyes.
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Even mature vampires have problems with that.
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You need to get your thirst under control.
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I’m amazed you ran away from human blood mid hunt.
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I’ll never let anybody hurt you.
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- ❛ Will you dance with me? ❜
- ❛ This is how I’m gonna remember you. Pink cheeks. Two left feet. Heartbeat. ❜
- ❛ Come on, you’re not supposed to be the one crying, ❜
- ❛ It’s not like you’re gonna have real honeymoon with him, anyway. ❜
- ❛ Are you out of your mind? Huh? You’ll kill her! ❜
- ❛ How many days has it been since the wedding? ❜
- ❛ Can vampires go into shock? ❜
- ❛ I thought you understood… They have something I want. ❜
- ❛ Come on, people are probably missing us. Let’s go back. ❜
Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts…
If I’m one of your favorite blogs send me “hey loser”
Put a warning sign on my muses shirt! What does it say?
While lying in bed together…
[Send me a letter from the list below for a smut starter]
A) Muse A notices that a sleeping Muse B is aroused and chooses to wake them up with oral sex
B) Muse A accidentally gropes Muse B in the midst of searching for the TV remote, but hears Muse B moan in pleasure
C) Muse A spoons Muse B from behind to settle in for sleep, but Muse B begins to wiggle against them
D) Muse A gets aroused in the middle of the night and tries to quietly relieve themselves by masturbating, not realizing that Muse B is awake and watching
E) Muse A decides to find all of Muse B’s ticklish spots and stumbles onto places that are sensitive in other ways
F) Muse A complains of feeling cold since Muse B is hogging the covers, so Muse B takes Muse A’s hand and slips it between their legs
G) Muse A determines to prove that they can make Muse B cum without penetration
H) Muse A challenges Muse B to stay quiet so that their relatives/friends sleeping in the next room won’t hear them fucking
I) Muse A and Muse B send explicit photos of themselves to Muse C through a dating/social media app
J) Muse A and Muse B playfully wrestle as a means to solve a silly argument, until Muse A pins Muse B into submission and they both suddenly forget what the argument was about
Do it.
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Protective sentence starters??
because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful
- “No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
- “You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
- “Don’t touch her/him!”
- “It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
- “I will always step in between you and something like that.”
- “Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
- “Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
- “The stepping stool is unecessary.”
- “I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
- “If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.”
- “I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
- “Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
- “You could have been hurt.”
- “I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
- “I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
- “I’m gonna protect you.”
- “You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
- “I’m not leaving you alone. Not now, not ever.”
- “Let’s all watch a different movie. This one freaks her/him out.”
- “I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
- “She/He isn’t an object.”
- “She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
- “You don’t know anything about her/him!”
- “What? You think that was funny? You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
- “I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
- “Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
- “Wait, let me walk you home.”
- “I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
- “It’s dangerous.”
- “I’m worried about you.”
- “I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
- “I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
- “It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
- “I’ll go see what the noise was.”
- “Stay on the phone with me.”
- “Promise me you’ll be safe.”
- “I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
- “He/She did what to you?”
- “I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
- “I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
- “Stay behind me.”
- “I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
- “I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
- “No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out. Trust me, I know.”
- “Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
- “I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
- “Thank you for always sticking with me.”
- “I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
- “I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
- “Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
send a name and a sentence xx
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