maxsmemesupreme:

• “You look so cute like that, is this a sweet spot?”
• “Are you purring?”
• “Touch right there – Right behind my ear.”
• “You have something on your face.”
• “It feels nice when you run your hands through my hair.”
• “….Can you hold me for a bit?”
• “Brush my hair, please?”
• “Stay still, I can’t brush your hair like this.”
• “Piggyback ride! Piggyback ride!”
• “Did you just kiss my eye?”
• “Don’t lick my cheek. Gross.”
• “Will it help you sleep if I stay like this?”
• “Don’t touch me!”
• “I’m in a bad mood. Don’t touch me.”
• “Hey, is it okay if we stay like this for a bit? It’s been a stressful week.”
• “I’m not…sleepy..You don’t have to carry me….”
• “Your hair’s really soft….It’s easy to run my fingers through it.”
• “Shorty. Need help getting up here for a kiss?”

rp-meme-central:

Send “not dead yet” for your muse to wake up after my muse thinks they are dead. 

memeasaurus-promptus:

• “What are you doing out this late?”
• “This part of town isn’t a good place to be at this time of night.”
• “Now what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a place like this?” 
• “You do realize what time it is, right?” 
• “Where are you going at this hour?” 
• “The sun isn’t rising anytime soon, you know.” 
• “Do you know where I am?” 
• “The city looks different at night.” 
• “This street is very dark…” 
• “Why don’t you come stand in the light?” 
• “Are you lost?” 
• “I got turned around in the dark…” 
• “This isn’t the time to go wandering around.”
• “Only fools and trouble come out to these parts at this hour.” 
• “Looking for trouble, are we?” 
• “A little late to be shopping.” 
• “Just coming back from the bar?” 
• “Think any of the pubs are still going to be open?” 
• “Trouble lurks around every shadowed corner.” 
• “Woah! I didn’t see you there!”
• “Where did you come from?” 
• “What are you doing here?” 
• “A bold move to show your face here in the shadows of night.” 
• “Go home.” 
• “It isn’t safe here at this time of night.” 
• “You’re being watched.” 
• “What are you doing still up?” 
• “Looking for something?” 
• “I like walking when the streets are empty.”
• “It’s dangerous to walk at night alone.” 
• “I know where I’m going.” 
• “The trees are kind of spooky…”
• “Did you hear that howl?” 
• “Was…was that an owl…?” 
• “This path is scary at night…” 
• “The woods is no place a __ after dusk.” 
• “Oh you poor soul, wandering lost in the forest under the new moon…” 
• “You can’t see the stars from here…” 
• “This is the witching hour.” 
• “Dark beasts lurk here. Be cautious.” 
• “Stay on the road!” 
• “Talking a midnight stroll along the beach?” 
• “The ocean is so mysterious at night…” 
• “What brings you to the pier at this hour?” 
• “What dangers lurk in these dark waters, I wonder.” 
• “You’re going to get yourself lost one of these days.” 
• 🌙+ your own

letyourdreamymemesbememes:

Stage 1 — Dating:

• “Will you go out with me?”
• “What do you say? You and me, that great pizza place downtown, tonight?”
• “You look— amazing tonight.”
• “Just one date. I promise. You won’t regret it.”
• “I had an amazing time tonight. I’d love to do it again, sometime.”
• “I know we’ve only just met, but I’d really like to take you out tonight.”
• “I promise, I’m usually better at this—”
• “This is my favorite restaurant. You’re gonna love it.”
• “Wow, you look even better than your online profile.”
• “It’s so amazing to finally meet you, in person.”
• “Do you— wanna come upstairs/inside?”
• “I can walk you home, if you’d like.”
• “I wasn’t sure you’d show up. But I’m glad you did.”
• “I was starting to think you’d stood me up.”
• “Oh, God, my ex is here.”
• “So, do I get a goodnight kiss?”
• “I’m not great at first impressions, am I?”
• “I know we’ve been on two dates this week, already— but how about another?”
• “Whoa, that is off-limits until, like, the tenth date!”
• “Wait, you’ve really never been on a date before?”

Stage 2 — Love/Intimacy:

• “I think I’m in love with you.”

• “Please— just kiss me.”

• “I don’t want you to go. Stay the night?”

• “More, please—”

• “Come a little closer— please.“

• “Do you think you might be ready— to take the next step?”

• “I didn’t know what real happiness was until I met you.”

• “I love you more.”

• “God, you are so perfect.”

• “Stop— you’re making me blush.”

• “Just when I thought I couldn’t possibly love you more—you do this.”

• “Do you love me?”

• “I know it’s soon, but I think I’m falling in love with you.”

• “I’ve been in love with you for months—I was just too scared to admit it.”

• “Just one more kiss—okay, one more—just one mo—”

• So—how do you say ‘I love you’ in your mother tongue?”

• “I’m sorry— I’m just not ready for sex, yet.”

• “My roommate is out of town—why don’t you just stay over?”

• “So, I was googling ideas for our date. I found something called Netflix & Chill—I think we should do that.”

• “I think we should move-in together.”

Stage 3 — Marriage Proposal:

• “_____, will you marry me?”

• “I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”

• “I always thought that marriage was just a shame— but with you, I think it’s worth it.”

• “Remember that time when (insert significant moment)? It got me thinking.”

• “So, there’s something I’ve been wanting to ask you for awhile now.”

• “I’ve been carrying this around in my pocket for a month, waiting for the right time. There is no right moment. So, I’m just going to go ahead and ask right now.”

• “You make me a better person, and I want that forever.”

• “Let’s run away together. Elope. Sounds like an adventure.”

• “Dammit, my hands are shaking. Hold on, I’m super nervous.”

• “Can we talk about this in private?”

• “Why are you kneeling?”

• “Is that a—?!”

• “I–I don’t know what to say?”

• “I thought you didn’t want to get married.”

• “I knew there was a reason you were acting funny all day!”

• “So, what’s the occasion? You never plan dates this fancy.”

• “I know I said I didn’t want to settle down, but—”

• “I asked your dad for your hand in marriage. Now, it’s time to ask you.”

• “Of course I’ll marry you. Did you think I’d say ‘no’?”

• “If this is about the baby— don’t do this. That’s not a good reason to get married.”

Stage 4 — Wedding & Honeymoon:

• “I’m so nervous I could throw up. Someone get me a drink!”

• “Please, get some sleep. Our big day is tomorrow. It’s gonna be amazing!”

• “I can’t wait to marry you tomorrow.”

• “Nah, omens are fake. No one believes that stuff. Tomorrow is gonna be perfect.”

• “I promise I’m not getting cold feet, I’m just really nervous my ex is going to show up and ruin everything.”

• “I do—”

• “We’re married! We’re actually married now. I get to call you my husband/wife forever!”

• “I know the guests are waiting at the reception—but I need a few minutes alone with my new wife/husband. Come here, you—”

• “Do you think we’d get in trouble for skipping our own reception? I can’t wait to get out of here and start our honeymoon!”

• “I know it’s supposedly bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding— but how do I look?”

• “Pop the champagne! Let’s get this party started!”

• “I know this day has been a disaster from the start—but I’ve never been happier, now that you’re mine.”

• “I’m gonna cry—”

• “I’d like to propose a toast to my bride/groom—”

• “Wow—you look stunning!”

• “Don’t panic— but I the best man/maid of honor is MIA.”

• “This day has been perfect. I hope the rest of our lives together is just as amazing.”

• “Last night was amazing. I’m glad we waited until we were married.”

• “Let’s just stay in bed all day. Order room service. Maybe have a bubble bath. I have you all to myself, now.”

Stage 5 — Domestic Life:

• “The food is not burnt. It’s—slightly toasted.”

• “Tampons? You want me to buy you tampons? Me?”

• “What do you mean, you lost the keys? This is the third time this week.”

• “Change the channel, and I will kill you. I’ve been waiting for this show all day.”

• “My underwear are all bright pink, now. Thank you for that.”

• “Did you forget to walk the dog? He just made a puddle on the floor.”

• “You, me, PJ’s, bed. PJ’s are totally optional, by the way.”

• “I know you don’t like my parents, but we have to visit them sometime.”

• “How about we never mention this situation again?”

• “You should call the doctor about that. Don’t try to macho your way through it.”

• “So, I got all the groceries. Except for this last one on the list. Is that an actual word, or did you just scribble something random with your elbow?”

• “Did you steal my shirt again?”

• “I made dinner. Your favorite.”

• “Wait—you want me to wear that? In bed? It doesn’t cover anything!”

• “I just bought this dress/shirt/etc at the store today. How do I look?”

• “You look tense. You want a massage?”

• “I just started a bath. Care to join me?”

• “Thank you for taking care of the laundry.”

• “Did you pay the bills today? I don’t get paid until tomorrow.”

• “I couldn’t sleep either. Want me to make you some tea?”

Stage 6 — Pregnancy & Birth:

• “I think I want to start a family, now.”

• “What do you say we make a baby tonight?”

• “What do you mean, you stopped taking your birth control?!”

• “I’m out of condoms. Are you sure you still want to do this?”

• “So—if we were to hypothetically have a baby, how would you react?”

• “I took a pregnancy test today.”

• “Have you been to the doctor yet, about that stomach bug?”

• “You’re pregnant!? How far along?”

• “When were you gonna tell me you were pregnant?”

• “We haven’t told _____, yet. We should call them.”

• “Who do you think we should name the godparents?”

• “How are you feeling? Need me to rub your back? Get you something to eat? Turn the air down?”

• “What do you think about (insert baby name), for a girl— or (insert baby name) for a boy?”

• “Do you want to feel them? They’re kicking up a storm, right now.”

• “Did you hear that? They said we’re having a boy/girl!”

• “Please don’t freak out, but I’m pregnant— I SAID DON’T FREAK OUT!”

• “I think my water just broke!”

• “We need to go to the hospital. Now!”

• “Just squeeze my hand. It’s gonna be alright. I’m here.”

• “One more push! You can do it!”

Stage 7 — Children:

• “They have your eyes—”

• “Can you run to the store? We’re out of diapers, again.”

• “Is it even possible for one baby to scream so much?”

• “Ugh, they spit up on my good shirt.”

• “They’re your kid before 5am.”

• Shhh—they’re finally asleep.”

• “I’ve been up since 4am. It’s your turn.”

• “We make damn beautiful babies, don’t we?”

• “The kids won’t stop fighting, again.”

• “_____ got sent home from school for fighting.”

• “_____ came home sick today. Great.”

• “How do they outgrow their clothes so damn fast?”

• “Their first word better not be a curse word. If it is, it’s your fault.”

• “I think we’re damn good parents.”

• “Why are both you, AND the baby, crying?”

• “Can you help _____ with their homework tonight, while I make dinner?”

• “It’s your turn to change the dirty diaper.”

• “Is locking the kids in the closet—against the law?”

• “No. She’s not allowed to date. Ever. End of discussion.”

• “Wow, they have a very natural talent for _____. Maybe they’ll be a _____ when they grow up.”

rpmemes-galore:

Send a symbol for your muse to gently touch mine by: 

• ❥ :  tucking stray hair behind their ear

• ✿ : trailing soft kisses down their arm

• ☁ : cuddling with them under a blanket

• ★ : pressing a kiss to the back of their hand
  

• ▲ : leaning your head against their shoulder

• ♪ : singing them a lullaby and brushing their hair
  

• ◆ : wrapping your arms around them from behind

• ✤ : lacing your fingers into theirs and holding their hands

• ♣ : slowly pulling them into your lap to curl up and cuddle

• ▨ : rubbing their back to calm them down when they’re upset

• ▰ : embracing them and holding them firmly against your chest