shitthepizza:

Send ‘smash’ for your muse to be the one who was in a car wreck.

the49thmeme:

send “you okay?” to find my muse sitting alone on a roof at night.

memeroundups:

{ trigger warnings: violence, noncon/dubcon implications }

• “You’d do well to pay. It’s in your best interest.“
  
• “We have ways of making you talk.”
  
• “The moment you came to us, we owned you.”
  
• “I’m not guarding the boss’s kid to play babysitter. Sit and behave.”
  
• “You run your mouth again and see what happens.”
  
• “I don’t care how tired you are, you don’t turn down clients until I say you can.”
  
• “Didn’t think I’d catch you, eh? Run away again, and I’ll break your legs.”
  
• “That was your first kill, you should feel proud. Hey… you don’t look so good…”
  
• “I don’t know what kind of ideas you’re getting but remember this… without me, you’re nothing.”
  
• “The world will eat you if you let it. That’s why it’s everyone for themselves. But here, you’ve got loyalty.”
  
• “Don’t be ungrateful… on your own with this kind of city, you’d be laying face down on a ditch if he/she hadn’t found you.”
  
• “You used to be such a good kid… glad I was able to break that out of you.”
  
• “I think there’s a mole in our operations… and you don’t exactly seem innocent to me.”
  
• “There’s no out. Even if you tried to kill yourself, we’ll just lock you up.”
  
• “Consider this a ‘gentle’ reminder of respect when speaking to me.”
  
• “Don’t worry, you’ll start to enjoy it soon enough.”
  
• “You might be a ruthless brute, but you’re ‘my’ ruthless brute.”
  
• “Kill him/her.”
  
• “They don’t wanna pay? Burn their house down.”
  
• “Don’t you know? You’re the gang’s ‘pet’.”
  
• “I think they’ve earned their lesson, you can stop hitting him/her now.”
  
• “Do you honestly intend to get this far without getting your hands dirty?”
  
• “He’s/she’s squirming around too much, drug them.”
  
• “Far as you know, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to you.”
  
• “I’m sick of this, I want out.”
  
• “N-no… I… I didn’t want to kill him.”
  
• “I’m through with being your fucking lap dog.”
  
• “People wanna kill me in my sleep…”
  
• “I’m tired of being numb and desensitized. I’m tired of killing before I eat a goddamn breakfast like nothing happened. I’m tired of this life.”
  
• “If anything happens, I’ll take the blame. And don’t you dare to try to put it all on you this time, don’t even fucking think about it.”
  
• “I don’t care if my demands are silly, if you don’t do them, then your boss won’t be pleased if I suddenly got ‘injured’ under your watch.
  
• “Do you even know what you started? The riot and upcoming gang war will be beyond what your fucking punk ass can handle!”
  
• “How about we make a deal?”
  
• “Oh don’t worry, I won’t make a move anytime soon, but I’ll be watching you.”
  
• “Are you willing to take a bullet for me?”
  
• “I don’t know if I’m willing to forgive you just yet. Maybe if I throw another punch…”
  
• “I’m a person, and not someone for you to order around.”
  
• “You think you’re hot shit, but I’m the one who does your dirty work.”
  
• “You honestly believed I would never turn against you?”
  
• “M-my leg… it’s shot, I can’t walk…”
  
• “I ran away, but they’ll be looking for me I know it.”
  
• “You don’t need to get involved. Just walk away.”
  
• “Who said not to mix business with pleasure? Let’s talk this over with a date…”
  
• “If they find out I’m sleeping with you, they’ll kill me.”
• “Don’t worry, I heard human trafficking isn’t so bad. At least they’re not harvesting your organs.”
  
• “Please, let me go. I won’t do it again, please.”
  
• “It was simply a mistake on my part, it won’t happen again. I promise.”
• “No no, I’m not interested in your friends. I want you. Give yourself over, and they’ll be safe.”
  
• “You can sell me, but I’ll fight it with every fiber of my being.”
  
• “Hey hey, are you passing out? Come on, tell me names and I’ll stop the beatings.”
  
• “I trusted you. You were the only one I trusted, and for what? So you can stab my back?”
  
• “I can’t believe what you’re doing! Untie me, now. Do you have any idea what deep shit you’re in?!”
  
• “Just do what you’re told, like you always do.”
  
• “I know you’ve been tailing me.”
  
• “Care to explain why you were attempting to kidnap me?”
• “You know, you’re always such a fucking thorn on my side. But laying on the ground, beaten and helpless, you ain’t lookin’ half bad…”
  
• “Alright, you just quietly sit there on that chair lookin’ pretty. I’ll go collect your ransom.”
  
• “Did you just hit me, you fucking piece of-”
  
• “We can run away together.”
  
• “Come on, let me help you!”
• “Then you’ll be going to the highest bidder. Grand, eh? Ready for the auction?”
  
• “I don’t care what kind of best you have, you’re okay in my book.”
  
• “Shit, they weren’t supposed to die. Alright, we gotta cover this up. Grab that body.”
• “Can’t you ever follow orders?”
  

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

• “Who was that?”
  
• “I don’t like the way he/she/they look/s at you.”
• “How could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.”
  
• “Hi! I’m ___’s girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?”
  
• “So what if I’m jealous?”
  
• “You are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.”
  
• “How come you never do that with me?”
  
• “Hey. You’re mine.” / “Don’t worry. I’m yours.”
  
• “I’m going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.”
  
• “I heard you and ___ had lunch.”
  
• “Are you jealous?~”
  
• “Can I just give you another hickey?” / “Did you really have to give me so many hickeys?”
  
• “I can’t have these people all over you.”
  
• “Oh, come on. Don’t worry about him/her/them, we’re just friends.”
  
• “Don’t you trust me?” / “You’re not the one I don’t trust…”
  
• “I know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.”
  
• “You don’t own me…except when you make that face.”
  
• “I don’t remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?”
  
• “Who are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.”
• “Why is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.”
  
• “Hey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.”
• “I don’t know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.”
  
• “This is outrageous. I demand more attention.”
• “Oh you and ___ went there? That’s where we went on our first date.”
  
• “You’re with ME now.”
  
• “What is/are he/she/they doing here?”
  

spctlessminds:

‘Lovely Suggestions’ Sentence Starters ♡

❛ i know i can sometimes be a lot, i just love you so much and want only the best for you. ❜
❛ its okay to not be perfect, its okay to not always be your best, its okay to make mistakes. you are not a failure. ❜
❛ i always thought I hated my name until i heard you say it. ❜
❛ youre my everything and im sorry im so annoying to you but this is the only way i know how to love. you still put up with me and i love talking to you. ❜
❛ i don’t understand you and it’s okay, we are big messes and that’s beautiful in it’s own way. ❜
❛ i love every freckle of that face, every vein in your skin, every everything. ❜
❛ no matter what, i want you to succeed and be happy, even if it’s without me. ❜
❛ i haven’t seen you in a while, i hope you’re okay. ❜
❛ last night I dreamt I was with you and it hurts to wake up and know that you’re far from me. ❜
❛ i love you unconditionally. i’ve got you. ❜
❛ whenever i was afraid i found myself running to your arms, and heaven claimed me there. ❜
❛ it’s been months since i’ve last seen you, but i’m still up all night listening to love songs hoping one day we’ll meet again. ❜
❛ all i want is someone, almost anyone, cuddled up with me. ❜
❛ i know i do a ton of time consuming things, and even though i do i’d drop everything just to talk with you. you are so much more important than a tv show or book to me. i have to show how much i love you a lot more than I do today. ❜
❛ i love you so much but this just won’t work anymore but hopefully we’ll be able to be together again when we’re better people ❜
❛ seeing your face always makes my day! ❜
❛ i wish you all the luck in the world. ❜
❛ maybe life isn’t about counting all the mistakes you made. maybe it’s about increasing the number of important things in it instead. ❜
❛ i lost you and i regret that i didn’t realize what i had until you were gone. i’m sorry. ❜
❛ i love you with my whole heart. ❜
❛ staying up till 4 am to talk to you is worth every minute. ❜
❛ i know we just met you but i feel like we have a future, please tell me you feel the same. ❜
❛ breathe in. breathe out. breathe in to the walls of your lungs, till your blood hums and sings again. look up for the stars. smile, my dear. ❜
❛ whatever happens, know i’ll always be by your side. ❜
❛ you’re a ray of sunshine. ❜
❛ when i see your face my heart beats out of my fucking chest but damn that’s the way i want to feel for the rest of my life. ❜
❛ all i want is for you to be happy and i don’t care if it’s with me. ❜
❛ i hope i make you as happy as you make me. ❜
❛ you are truly something special, even if you can’t see it yourself. ❜
❛ you are the chaos that hurts me but i also need to keep me alive. ❜
❛ you are the moon to my earth and i the earth to your moon. ❜
❛ i wish you could see how wonderful your mind is. ❜
❛ i am so happy to have shared my heart with you. ❜
❛ home is where the heart is and i can’t wait to come home to you. ❜
❛ ever since i met you i am somehow able to hold out hope that things will finally get better. ❜
❛ i’m always tired, but never of you. ❜
❛ it’s so satisfying to be able to say ‘yes, we’re dating.’ ❜
❛ whatever i did to deserve you wasn’t enough. ❜
❛ you have strength in you, just give it time. ❜
❛ you make my cheeks blush pale pink and my heart beat a little fast. ❜
❛ the stars would be so proud to know their atoms created someone like you. ❜
❛ don’t be afraid to be your own advocate. don’t ask for what you need, demand it. ❜
❛ you are the honey in my tea, everything bitter you make sweet. ❜
❛ thinking about how much i love you always makes my worries go away. ❜
❛ i just want to feel our fingers entwined, your lips on mine. ❜
❛ you’ve got a whole lotta love in you, i know it. ❜
❛ i am so happy to have shared my heart with you. ❜
❛ you hurt me, but you didn’t break my heart. allow me to forget you. ❜
❛ now that we’ve met, you will never walk this world alone. ❜
❛ kissing you feels like how it feels after you get in the car after it’s been off for awhile and it’s warm out so the inside of the car feels perfect. ❜
❛ i’m so happy to have shared my heart with you. ❜
❛ just the thought of you fills me with affection. ❜
❛ you’re still here, and i love you for that. ❜
❛ when i’m with you, i don’t see anyone else. i want to be with you all the time. i want to talk to you everyday. you make me feel alive and happy. ❜
❛ i want to be the person you think to text when you’re drunk out of your mind. ❜
❛ being your best friend couldn’t make me happier, but now that we’re in love, words can’t express. ❜
❛ i just want to get really drunk with you and do some stupid shit, is that too much to ask? ❜
❛ you’re alive. you’re breathing. isn’t that lovely? ❜
❛ you are my whole heart and soul. i love you endlessly. ❜
❛ your laugh follows me everywhere. ❜
❛ there may be other fish in the sea, but you were my whole fucking ocean. ❜
❛ incase no one has told you today, i’m so proud of you. i know how hard you’re trying. ❜
❛ i’m so glad i didn’t die before i met you. ❜
❛ like the sun and moon, i only shine because of you. ❜
❛ you mean more to me than anything, you are my everything. ❜
❛ your eyes, my dear, are like the ocean. beautiful, powerful, and swallowing me whole. ❜
❛ i’m not going to be able to suvive a week without talking to you, your love keeps me going. ❜
❛ give me forever for awhile. ❜
❛ i’m blushing sleepily over you with my mind a million miles away. ❜
❛ i still love you more than anything. ❜
❛ kiss my forehead and tell me you love me. ❜
❛ you’ve got eyes that will always change my mind. ❜
❛ i love you more than hot chocolate on a rainy day. ❜
❛ you’ve got eyes that will always change my mind. ❜
❛ all i want to do in life is hug you forever. ❜
❛ if i have only a limited amount of love i can give, i’m willing to waste all of it on you. ❜
❛ incase no one has told you today, i’m so proud of you. i know how hard you’re trying. ❜
❛ that night, in the dark of your car, staring into your eyes, that was the safest i’ve ever felt. ❜
❛ thank god for girls. ❜
❛ take a break babe, everything will be okay. ❜
❛ you are the cool breeze on a peaceful summer’s night. the crickets chirp as lightning bugs surround us in a haze. all is good. ❜
❛ i’m so in love with you that it’s overwhelming and i tend to cry over it a lot. ❜
❛ stay safe because i like being alive at the same time as you. ❜
❛ you’re a dreamer, dear. become a doer. ❜
❛ you make me stupid happy. i can’t help but smile when i think of you. ❜
❛ you are but a star in the sky. not just any normal star. you are the brightest star that stands out from the rest on a clear night and one would look up and say, ‘that’s my star.’ ❜
❛ sometimes it’s easier to forget than to forgive. and sometimes it’s better that way anyway. ❜
❛ things are gonna work out okay. just give it time. ❜
❛ snuggle close and count stars with me. ❜
❛ the stars were so beautiful. your chest was so warm. the asphalt was hard but i didn’t feel it. your fingers entwined in mine made my head spin. if only you felt the same. ❜
❛ hug all of your friends and let them know you’re not letting go. ❜
❛ the stars in your eyes formed a lump in my throat ❜
❛ i think i’m a little bit in love with you ❜
❛ can we just, fix each other? ❜
❛ you make me want to be better. ❜
❛ take a break, babe. it’s all gonna be okay. ❜
❛ you’re so cute, i love that face of yours. ❜
❛ look at you!! what a cutie!! ❜
❛ you’re going places. just wait. ❜
❛ having you in my arms and seeing you smile up at me is the warmest thing. ❜
❛ you’re my home, and i’m homesick. ❜
❛ i would walk three hundred miles just to hold your hand. ❜
❛ we’re all suckers for something, no matter what. ❜
❛ everything about you makes my head spin. ❜
❛ you are capable of so much more than you ever thought. ❜
❛ i don’t know what you see when you look into my eyes, but i see an entire galaxy when i look into yours ❜
❛ it’s not that i don’t love you, it’s that i do. ❜
❛ i don’t know about you, but i really like you and i hope you like me too maybe. ❜
❛ you don’t have to be pretty like her, you can be pretty like you. ❜
❛ these bad days will one day just be a memory. ❜
❛ take me to the moon. ❜
❛ from dusk till dawn, you are the one. ❜
❛ you’re the song i play on repeat. ❜
❛ oh god, was it lovely getting to know you. ❜
❛ you are enough. don’t apologize for taking up space. ❜
❛ your rosy cheeks make my knees week. ❜
❛ the moment you walked into my life i knew you’d change it forever. ❜
❛ i blush at the sight of your smile. ❜
❛ i love the way you smile. ❜
❛ when you look at me, i finally feel like i’m worth something. ❜
❛ no matter what happens, i’m proud of you for trying. ❜
❛ shut up and kiss me. ❜
❛ concept: we make it out of this town and never look back. we don’t make the same mistakes our parents made. we are happy. ❜
❛ shut up and kiss me. ❜
❛ screw the world. all i need is you. ❜
❛ you may not be perfect, but you’re perfect to me. ❜
❛ here i am with a stranger in my bed and nothing but you on my mind ❜
❛ i want you to know that i love you so much that it’s not even realistic, but it’s real. ❜
❛ i regret a lot of things, but i will never regret you. ❜
❛ i’m sorry they didn’t appreciate you. there’s someone out there who will one day, i promise. ❜
❛ i would move mountains for you. ❜
❛ the moon is pretty and so are you. ❜
❛ there is stardust in your bones. ❜
❛ i know you’ll be the death of me, but oh god, what a way to go. ❜
❛ i want to travel the world and see sights that are almost as pretty as you. ❜
❛ every time i look at you butterflies invade my stomach. you are perfect and i love you. ❜
❛ love, every time you hold me i remember why i want to stay alive. ❜
❛ i fall in love with you all over again every time you look into my eyes. ❜
❛ now that i know how sleeping beside you feels, i don’t ever want to sleep alone again. ❜
❛ take your time, life isn’t always about who finished first. ❜
❛ what a privilege it was to matter to you. ❜
❛ you’re allowed to be sad a lot. it doesn’t make you less of a human being. ❜
❛ i’ll always be here to catch you when you slip. ❜
❛ you are more than just your downfalls. ❜
❛ you make me want to be kinder. ❜
❛ one day you will be sleeping next to the one you love. ❜
❛ i know you’re going to do big things. ❜
❛ one day the sun will rise and you’ll be glad it did. ❜
❛ you really are something special, aren’t you? ❜
❛ you’re going to be okay. give yourself time to heal. ❜
❛ i chose you and i’m never changing my mind. ❜
❛ come sleep on my couch and ramble on about the universe. ❜
❛ the sun will always rise and dogs will always be happy to see you. ❜
❛ when i’m with you, i feel important again. ❜
❛ i sleep so well with your arms around me. ❜
❛ you are not just a person. you are a spirit born out of love, and you are so, so beautiful. ❜
❛ take me to your favorite spot and kiss me to your favorite song. ❜
❛ ever since we met, i’ve never found another soul that makes me feel the way you do. ❜
❛ i fell in love with you like the moon fell in love with the sun. ❜
❛ you have no idea how beautiful you are to me. ❜
❛ i hope you find somebody that treats you like a somebody. ❜
❛ snuggle with me and hold my hand until i sleep. ❜
❛ you’re worth all the love in the world. ❜
❛ talking to you makes me feel safe. i hope i can make you feel the same way. ❜
❛ it’s okay to not know what you want, it’s okay to be confused, it’s okay to not know things or have everything all planned out. it’s all okay. ❜
❛ stay out way too late with me and kiss me under the moonlight. ❜
❛ you’re allowed to love yourself!!! ❜
❛ i still have faith in you. i’m still here and nothing could ever change that. ❜
❛ go. let yourself rest. the weight of the world does not live on your shoulders. ❜
❛ look after yourself, please. i still need you. ❜

splattermemes:

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

• “Feel like another round?”
• “You were great last night…”
• “Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”
  
• “My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”
  
• “I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”
  
• “We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”
  
• “You should play with my hair some more…”
  
• “I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”
  
• “That was a workout.”
  
• “I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”
  
• “The fun doesn’t have to end.”
  
• “I think I can convince you to stay…”
  
• “Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”
  
• “We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”
  
• “I love your bedhead.”
  

Awkward

• “Oh no…what did we do?”
  
• “Hi! You need to leave.”
• “I’m sorry…who are you?”
  
• “Ugh…I drank so much.”
• “I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”
  
• “Where are your clothes?”
  
• “…I’m sore in such weird places.”
  
• “Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”
  
• “You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”
  
• “Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”
  
• “I think this was a mistake.”
  
• “*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”
  
• “Your foot is in my face.”
  
• “Did we use protection?”
  
• “*sees ___ and screams*”
  

rp-memes-cafe:

Alternately: Tell them “You’re a monster” and see how they react.