Ok but you know what trope I love and don’t get NEARLY enough of?
Accidental sex
“Anything you can do I can do better INCLUDING THAT” sex
“You played a prank on me and now I’m going to play one on you except oops this accidentally got hot” sex
“You made an inaccurate assumption about *insert sexual or sexuality misnomer here* and I’m going to teach you the truth” sex
“You think you’re so smart so I’m going to teach you a lesson” sex
“Do you think I look good/hot/provocative in this? Wait is this turning you on???” sex
“You don’t know what *insert kink here* is and I’m really bad at explaining things and now we’re doing it oops” sex
“I bet I can dance/move/act like that and I don’t even have to be a dancer/stripper/actor/whatever wait are you turned on?” sex
“I lost a bet to you and the circumstances were supposed to be a joke but I took them seriously” sex
“You were joking about something and I took you seriously” sex
“You seem to think that __ won’t feel good and I intend to prove you wrong” sex
“You’re intentionally getting under my skin so I threaten to spank you/playfully spank you and now you look like you just got banged against a wall” sex
“I didn’t know you were a sub and when I called you a good boy/girl you almost cried” sex
“I didn’t know you were a dom and when I called you Sir/Ma’am you almost jumped me” sex
“Playing a prank on our freinds to make them think we’re a couple and now we’re in bed together” sex
“I’m fixing you *insert appliance/furniture/house thing hee* for you and now I’m sweaty and half naked and you’re drooling” sex
“I noticed the way you were watching me eat this popsicle so I purposely started making it an inuendo and now we’re both hot and bothered” sex
“Haha that thing they do in movies/porn/online is so corny like no way that’s actually hot haha oops it is” sex
“Freinds can totally watch porn together and nothing can happen…. no they can’t” sex
“I showed you *insert sexual thing here* as a joke but you’re actually turned on” sex
“You found my sex toys and I teasingly offered to demonstrate them welp here we are” sex
“I started pretending to dirty talk to you an hour ago and it stopped being pretending 58 minutes ago” sex
“All I’m saying is that I’ve been told I’m a good lay, wanna find out?” sex
“You said you don’t like __ but I bet the people you were with just don’t know how to do it, I, however, have experience and bet I could make you like it” sex
“We platonically slept together last night because of circumstances and we both woke up horny” sex
“This started as a tickle fight and it isn’t tickling anymore” sex
“We’re just bros being bros and doing something 100% platonic but somehow we’re turning eachother on because of not-so-burried feelings for eachother and we can’t make it stop” sex
The year is 1453. MUSE A is a servant. Sold to the royal family as a child, they have been serving the king and queen for all their life.
MUSE B is a prince/princess. They are soon to be crowned as the king/queen, and as such, needs to be married. For the sake of the kingdom, MUSE B is being forced to marry the cruel prince/princess from afar, for the sake of a truce.
MUSE A and MUSE B are madly in love with each other. Sadly, this love is forbidden. It doesn’t stop them from seeing each other whenever possible, sneaking out behind the stables or meeting up in MUSE B’s bedroom after curfew. Things seem to be going alright for the duo. That is, until they get caught. Being seen as a traitor trying to ruin their contract, the king and queen sentence MUSE A to death. To get the message through to their son/daughter of how serious it all was, MUSE B is forced to watch their loves execution.
Now, fast forward to the year 2016. MUSE A and MUSE B have been reborn, reincarnated. They are both oblivious to their past lives. One day, they bump right into each other. Both of them instantly feel a connection and feel like they know the other. But from where? Will the two remember their awful past? And will fate allow them a happy ending this go around?
I really want a plot with a werewolf that has been in wolf form for a long time and/or has lived in the woods most of their life with their family. A human moves into an old cottage/home in their woods and at first they don’t like them and they get angry but they notice that the human is all alone and has no pack so they go visit from time to time and sometimes will leave a small dead animal on the porch and the human is confused until they see this enormous wolf one day. But the wolf slowly moves closer each day until one day they’re just hanging out on the porch and the human thinks it’s okay to pet them and over time they make friends with it until one day they wake up and there’s a random human asleep on their couch, screaming ensues, and the stranger sort of cough barks out their name because their vocal chords are still getting used to this again and they’re like hey human it’s me relax and things go from there.
muse a and muse b live in the same building and have frequent, flirtatious run-ins at the laundry room. one of those run-ins lead to a spontaneous hookup against a washing machine.
muse a and muse b are neighbors. muse a is stuck in a dead end relationship and muse b loves living the single life. muse b notices how miserable muse a is and sparks up a friendship with muse a. muse a and muse b start spending a lot of time together and go from hanging out on the couch to getting frisky between the sheets.
muse a owns the apartment building muse b lives in. muse b is crazy attracted to muse a, but isn’t the smoothest when it comes to flirting, so they make-up excuses to see them. leaking pipe, squeaky door, etc. muse a starts to catch on to what muse b is doing and finds it kinda cute.
muse a and muse b are a couple that recently moved in together and things aren’t going well. they bicker and fight and muse a isn’t thrilled about the apartment they chose to live in. muse a and muse b end up stuck in the building’s elevator one night and get into a heated argument that quickly escalates to a rough fuck.
muse a is moving into their new apartment. muse b is going to be their neighbor. they used to fuck buddies back in college, and are still the best sex the other has ever had, and have no idea they are about to live right next to each other.
muse a uses the rooftop to gaze at stars through their telescope. muse b uses the rooftop to smoke some weed. one night they both happen to be on the roof at the same time and strike up a conversation that goes on for hours. they start meeting often on the rooftop and grow close. it’s not long before they start meeting on the rooftop for passionate sex under the stars.
muse a and muse b are roommates who met though craiglist. muse a is the quite type that doesn’t date much. muse b is a total party animal that brings home a different hookup every weekend. muse a goes to muse b for some dating tips and reveals they haven’t explored much sexually. muse b then offers to help them out in and out of the bedroom.
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