film producers: *masculinity so terribly frail, sickly and vapid that, when tasked with depicting a canonically queer romantic relationship between a human and a genderless alien slime, decided to stick tits on the slime*
comic book writers: HEY GUYS! 😀 HERE’S EDDIE HAVING MORNING SICKNESS BECAUSE HE’S PREGNANT WITH HIS GOOEY LOVER’S ALIEN BABY!!! Y’ALL HAVE A GREAT FUCKIN DAY!!!!!! ❤
please tell me eddie brock isn’t actually romantically involved with the fucking symbiote
“Malachi scowled. “I don’t remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.” — "They didn’t,“ Magnus said. “Your wards are down.” — "Really?“ the Consul’s voice dripped sarcasm. “I hadn’t noticed.” Magnus looked concerned. “That’s terrible. Someone should have told you.” He glanced at Luke. “Tell him the wards are down.”
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