My 5yo likes to tell herself stories before she falls asleep and she just came out to me in tears because she accidentally killed off a character.
“The story got sad all by itself Mum!” I know baby. I know.
oh sweetheart
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Spideypool Dragon AU
MASTERPOST AND ADDITIONAL SCENES
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Wade held his breath, waiting for Peter to respond.
“So if we–” Peter rolled his hips cautiously and Wade bit off a groan. “If we do this, you’re going to try and bond with me?”
“That’s how it’s gonna be, Pete.”
“But why? Why can’t we just be like this?”
“Because–” Wade took a deep breath, willing his voice to steady. “Because I want to. Because I want you. Because I’m too emotionally invested for it to just be sex.”
“But this is the first time we’ve even done this sort of thing.” Peter countered. “How do you know that bonding is what you want?”
“We’ve been together all summer, Pete.” Wade kissed him longingly, dragging Peter’s bottom lip between his teeth. “All summer. When you weren’t screaming because I scared you, you were snarking at me and being sassy and hilarious and touching me. You touch me Pete, regardless of my dragon or my scars. You sleep curled up on my side even though I’m dangerous, and you keep–” his voice caught. “–you keep coming back. You keep coming back to me after I’ve been alone for so long. This is the first time I haven’t been lonely in–in– centuries. Since my first mate passed.”
“What if I never shift?” Peter asked then. “You’re human now which means you can come back to the village. It’s only been a few months of use being out here, who’s to say you won’t get down there and find some pretty shifter to be with? Now that you won’t have to be alone–”
“I’ll still want to be alone with you.” Wade finished. “I’m a dragon shifter, Pete. We mate only once a life time, and I’ve lived long enough for four lifetimes. So when I say I want you, I mean it.”

going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material
Would anyone be kind enough to transcribe this or link to a text version?
Everything Is AWFUL and I’m Not Okay: Questions to Ask Before Giving Up on Yourself
Are you hydrated?
If not, have a glass of water. Dehydration can mimic
or increase feelings associated with anxiety and a
well hydrated brain functions optimally. Avoid
excess caffeine.Have you eaten in the past three hours?
Don’t be a victim of hanger! Get some food–something
with protein, not just simple carbs or
high-fat. Nuts, hummus, and veggies are great
options to feed your studying brain. Keep healthy
snacks within reach to avoid mindlessly chowing
down on sweets.Have you stretched your legs in the past day?
If not, do so right now. If you don’t have the energy
or time for a run or a trip to the gym, just walk
around the block or building. Even minimal exercise
preps the mind for learning so that you can focus
better and recall things easier, plus it’s good to get a
change of scenery.Have you said something nice to someone in the
past day?Do so, whether online or in person. Make it
genuine! We bet your study partner would
appreciate a compliment.Have you moved your body to music in the past
day?If not, jog for the length of a song at your favorite
tempo, or just dance around your bedroom for the
length of an upbeat song (singing along is a bonus)Have you cuddled a living being in the past two
days?If not, do so. Don’t be afraid to ask for hugs from
friends of friends’ pets. Most of them will enjoy the
cuddles too; you’re not imposing.Have you started or changed any medications in the
past couple of weeks, including skipped doses or a
change in generic prescription brand?That may be screwing with your head. Give things a
few days, then talk to your doctor if it doesn’t settle
down.If daytime: are you dressed?
If no, put on clean clothes that aren’t PJs. Give
yourself permission to wear something special,
whether it’s a funny t-shirt or a pretty dress.If nighttime: are you sleepy and fatigued but
resisting going to sleep?Put on PJs, make yourself cozy in bed with a teddy
bear and the sound of falling rain, and close your
eyes for fifteen minutes while focusing on breathing
deeper with every breath- no electronic screens
allowed! Adequate sleep is a necessity for stress
management.Do you feel ineffective?
Pause right now and get something small completed,
whether it’s responding to an email, loading the
dishwasher, or tidying up your room. Good job!Do you feel unattractive?
Take a darn selfie. Your friends will remind you how
great you look. You are always insta-worthy.Do you feel paralyzed by indecision?
Give yourself ten minutes to sit back and figure out a
game plan for the day. If a particular decision or
problem is still being a roadblock, simply set it aside
for now, and pick something else that seems doable.
Right now, the important part is to break through
that stasis, even if it means doing something trivial.Have you over-exerted yourself lately–physically,
emotionally, socially, or intellectually?That can take a toll that lingers for days. Give
yourself a break in that area, whether it’s physical
rest, taking some time alone, or relaxing with some
silly entertainment for a little. Time spent refreshing
yourself is never time “wasted!”Have you waited a week?
Sometimes or perception of life is skewed, and we
can’t even tell that we’re not thinking clearly, and
there’s no obvious external cause. It happens. Keep
yourself going for a full week, whatever it takes, and
see if you still feel the same way then.
You’ve made it this far; and you will make it through. You are stronger than you think.
Because someone might need this today
guYS IF WE’RE MUTUALS AND YOUR MUSE RANDOMLY WANTS TO TALK TO MINE, TAG. ME. IN. A. STARTER. I WILL REPLY BECAUSE I LOVE RANDOM STARTERS AND CUTE SHIT AND JUST MY MUSE BEING THROWN IN A SITUATION WHERE THEY’RE LIKE “WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHO THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE DOING?!?! WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DOING THIS?!?!” BECAUSE ITS THE BEST THING EVER. So yknow yeah. Tag me in shit.
Robert has really been incredibly thoughtful in his care of the other actors, me especially. In the beginning of this franchise, I was really nervous, but he extended his kindness and warmth and helped pick me up in a lot of ways and gave me confidence and direction and support. – Chris Evans
I really couldn’t imagine anyone else in that role. It’s probably the highest degree of difficulty of all the superheroes in the Marvel world to get right. There’s just a certain confidence and humility you had to have going in. Chris has gotten more and more detached from his own neurosis or judgement as the years have gone by. And to look good in that helmet? It was just the right guy for the job. – Robert Downey Jr
While lying in bed together…
[Send me a letter from the list below for a smut starter]
A) Muse A notices that a sleeping Muse B is aroused and chooses to wake them up with oral sex
B) Muse A accidentally gropes Muse B in the midst of searching for the TV remote, but hears Muse B moan in pleasure
C) Muse A spoons Muse B from behind to settle in for sleep, but Muse B begins to wiggle against them
D) Muse A gets aroused in the middle of the night and tries to quietly relieve themselves by masturbating, not realizing that Muse B is awake and watching
E) Muse A decides to find all of Muse B’s ticklish spots and stumbles onto places that are sensitive in other ways
F) Muse A complains of feeling cold since Muse B is hogging the covers, so Muse B takes Muse A’s hand and slips it between their legs
G) Muse A determines to prove that they can make Muse B cum without penetration
H) Muse A challenges Muse B to stay quiet so that their relatives/friends sleeping in the next room won’t hear them fucking
I) Muse A and Muse B send explicit photos of themselves to Muse C through a dating/social media app
J) Muse A and Muse B playfully wrestle as a means to solve a silly argument, until Muse A pins Muse B into submission and they both suddenly forget what the argument was about
Spideypool Dragon AU– Wade’s POV
MASTERPOST AND ADDITIONAL POSTS HERE
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“That’s about to change.” He had said, and now Peter was staring up at him, biting at his lip an looking halfway between terrified out of his mind and sweetly eager and Wade– Wade wished he could focus on Peter and not on everything else.
He really really wished he could focus on Peter because the pretty non-shifter had never been kissed, had never been wanted and Wade was very much looking forward to showing Peter exactly how wanted he was, but first–
Wade had forgotten how it felt to be human, and re-learning to walk, to talk– that was easy enough to over come, but everything else was a little more difficult.
It was difficult to have all five of his senses warring for attention instead of being able to focus just on sight and scent. Dragons aren’t exactly picky eaters, so taste didn’t usually matter. Hearing was important as an animal, but with impeccable eyesight and such extreme sensitivity to smells, no one snuck up on him anyway. And touch– Wade couldn’t remember the last time he had touched anything besides the earth as he walked and an animal as he ate.
But now everything was different.








