Ok but you know what trope I love and don’t get NEARLY enough of?
Accidental sex
“Anything you can do I can do better INCLUDING THAT” sex
“You played a prank on me and now I’m going to play one on you except oops this accidentally got hot” sex
“You made an inaccurate assumption about *insert sexual or sexuality misnomer here* and I’m going to teach you the truth” sex
“You think you’re so smart so I’m going to teach you a lesson” sex
“Do you think I look good/hot/provocative in this? Wait is this turning you on???” sex
“You don’t know what *insert kink here* is and I’m really bad at explaining things and now we’re doing it oops” sex
“I bet I can dance/move/act like that and I don’t even have to be a dancer/stripper/actor/whatever wait are you turned on?” sex
“I lost a bet to you and the circumstances were supposed to be a joke but I took them seriously” sex
“You were joking about something and I took you seriously” sex
“You seem to think that __ won’t feel good and I intend to prove you wrong” sex
“You’re intentionally getting under my skin so I threaten to spank you/playfully spank you and now you look like you just got banged against a wall” sex
“I didn’t know you were a sub and when I called you a good boy/girl you almost cried” sex
“I didn’t know you were a dom and when I called you Sir/Ma’am you almost jumped me” sex
“Playing a prank on our freinds to make them think we’re a couple and now we’re in bed together” sex
“I’m fixing you *insert appliance/furniture/house thing hee* for you and now I’m sweaty and half naked and you’re drooling” sex
“I noticed the way you were watching me eat this popsicle so I purposely started making it an inuendo and now we’re both hot and bothered” sex
“Haha that thing they do in movies/porn/online is so corny like no way that’s actually hot haha oops it is” sex
“Freinds can totally watch porn together and nothing can happen…. no they can’t” sex
“I showed you *insert sexual thing here* as a joke but you’re actually turned on” sex
“You found my sex toys and I teasingly offered to demonstrate them welp here we are” sex
“I started pretending to dirty talk to you an hour ago and it stopped being pretending 58 minutes ago” sex
“All I’m saying is that I’ve been told I’m a good lay, wanna find out?” sex
“You said you don’t like __ but I bet the people you were with just don’t know how to do it, I, however, have experience and bet I could make you like it” sex
“We platonically slept together last night because of circumstances and we both woke up horny” sex
“This started as a tickle fight and it isn’t tickling anymore” sex
“We’re just bros being bros and doing something 100% platonic but somehow we’re turning eachother on because of not-so-burried feelings for eachother and we can’t make it stop” sex
The year is 1453. MUSE A is a servant. Sold to the royal family as a child, they have been serving the king and queen for all their life.
MUSE B is a prince/princess. They are soon to be crowned as the king/queen, and as such, needs to be married. For the sake of the kingdom, MUSE B is being forced to marry the cruel prince/princess from afar, for the sake of a truce.
MUSE A and MUSE B are madly in love with each other. Sadly, this love is forbidden. It doesn’t stop them from seeing each other whenever possible, sneaking out behind the stables or meeting up in MUSE B’s bedroom after curfew. Things seem to be going alright for the duo. That is, until they get caught. Being seen as a traitor trying to ruin their contract, the king and queen sentence MUSE A to death. To get the message through to their son/daughter of how serious it all was, MUSE B is forced to watch their loves execution.
Now, fast forward to the year 2016. MUSE A and MUSE B have been reborn, reincarnated. They are both oblivious to their past lives. One day, they bump right into each other. Both of them instantly feel a connection and feel like they know the other. But from where? Will the two remember their awful past? And will fate allow them a happy ending this go around?
Sigyn was awake, she wasn’t quite use to the midgaurdian time change, it messed with her body. Walking the compound she was still under house arrest until SHIELD cleared her for outings. It would be a while with Loki missing, or so they had told her. Hearing the bag swinging on the chain as she entered the workout facility she walked toward the noise. Watching him a few moments she cleared her throat, “Can’t sleep either?”
Steve turned a he heard the woman speak, eyes taking her in. “Don’t sleep much, actually.” he replied. “You’re…Sigyn, right? Thor mentioned you.” he said, unwrapping his hands. “What has you up late?”
It felt perfectly natural to have Magnus’s arm hooked through his, like this was something they should have been doing long before now. “Sounds good. And yeah, which is rather rare for New York. We should take advantage of it.” It was often either cold or raining there and he enjoyed these warmer days. Summers, however, could get so hot that he just wanted to stay inside all day. “It is. Sometimes, when I’m not on mission, I’ll take a stroll when I can’t sleep.” He was often too wired up to even try. “A French cafe sounds perfect! I’ve not been to one around here and I’m guessing if you like it then it must be really good, right?” He would have to try some French pastries, as he was sure that they had some. “Honestly, I’ll eat anything so long as it’s not Isabelle’s cooking. Never try her food, by the way. You might get food poisoning. She means well, but she really needs to get some lessons on how to properly cook a meal.” Alec wasn’t too bad himself, though more often than not, he or Jace went out and got food from Taki’s or Chinese takeout. “What about you? Do you know how to cook?”
Magnus hummed as Alec spoke, nodding. “I’ve been in New York a long time.” he replied. “It’s a statement that is very true.” He chuckled as they walked, looking up at Alec for a moment. “Call me next time. I’d be happy to take a walk with you, Alexander.” he promised. The excited tone in Alec’s voice made him smile and he brushed his thumb over the back of the nephilim’s hand. “I only take the best.” he replied with a smile, guiding them to the left and up the gate of the patio area and looked at his fiance with a soft chuckle. “Perhaps I can give her some lessons?” he asked. “I’m no gourmet chef, but I can certainly cook on my own.” he assured. “Teaching ISabelle a few things should be amusing. But I’ll make sure she can make at least edible things.” he teased, finding a table away from the others and pulling out a chair for Alec.
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