gaysemiotics:

dirtylittledamsel:

cops on Queer Eye:

  • are openly tr*mp supporters with a MAGA hat that they let the fab 5 find
  • their idea of a prank is pulling over a gay black man for no reason and scaring him into thinking he’s about to be brutalized by the police or even killed with his friends clearly expressing their concern for him to even get out of the car when the cop asked
  • when Karamo tries to tell them that it wasn’t funny to try that kind of joke in the current political climate the cop tries to switch it to a “but not all cops are bad cops and we get discriminated against too” conversation 

firefighters on Queer Eye:

  • try to raise money with a community fundraiser to properly train other firefighters 
  • let the fab 5 hose them down in wet t-shirt contest
  • let Jonathan give them a little spa day with foot soaking and face masks
  • take dance classes for said fundraiser and even willingly learn a couple Magic Mike dance moves
  • their idea of a prank is to startle Tan with an exploding pen
  • the hot white one let’s Karamo crush all over him and call him Superman the whole time without any hesitation

Remember there’s a reason no one ever says “Fuck the firefighters!”

princessclaryfray:

Simon: Your son, Simon he isn’t a vampire. That’s just how you’re dealing with your grief. There was an accident.But your son felt no pain. And in his last moments In his last moments, he thought about how much he’s gonna miss you. And, no matter where he ends up in his next life, he will never stop thinking about you. He will always love you.

Empathy | ahsokatanorp5000

Ahsoka

“You seem troubled. I can sense it,” said Ahsoka as she approached the man who she sensed earlier. “I apologize for sensing your feelings, but it was hard to ignore them while you were close by.”

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Thor looked up at the woman, tilting his head. “There is much to grieve.” he replied, looking her over for a moment. She didn’t seem overly dark, so he let himself relax a little. “I failed my brother.”

Tony’s Verses

Main [ playboy genius philanthropist;; main Tony ]

Tony has survived all kinds of things; from his ‘uncle’ trying to kill him, to Ultron’s attack and now he’s one of the survivors of Thanos’ attack and he’s struggling with the guilt of so many people dying in front of him, brought back to earth by Thor and hiding away with a bottle of alcohol and his own mind.

Fox [ cunning by nature;; fox Tony ]

Tony is the last known Stark – the last of a very powerful clan of kitsune. Keeping his fox nature under wraps has been hard from time to time, but his love of mechanics is helped by his electricity. 

Model [ camera flashes are the norm;; model Tony ]

Tony grew up in the spotlight because of his dad’s business but he wanted a life of his own, out of his father’s shadow. So modeling became his niche, and he carved his own brand over the years and is still the number one sought after model in the continental US. 

Vampire [ rare breed of immortal;; vampire Tony ]

Tony has lived for centuries, an immortal with an ability that makes him as feared as it does make him a target. He’s been gifted with his fire from the start, and he’s not afraid to use it when he needs to. 

constellations-and-energy:

logicaloveranalyst:

leftboob-enthusiast:

alwaysasideways8:

leftboob-enthusiast:

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

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WRONG

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GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

Lesbian Trickster Goddess

Excuse me, that’s BISEXUAL Trickster Goddess, thank you very much

Represent

Reblog the Bisexual Trickster Goddess for a bountiful harvest and to encourage representation of Bisexual people