“Honey, I packed you a lunch.”
“Sweetheart you tried to pack me a sandwich with gummy bears I think it’s time for a break.”
“You look like you haven’t slept in days. Let me watch the kids. You need some rest.”
“Can you please watch them I need a good cry and a nap.”
“You have been on diaper duty since the babies been born let me get it this time.”
“Can you please change their diaper I’m trying to make dinner.”
“I’m sorry…I burnt dinner…”
“Wow…that looks wonderful… No! Hey don’t cry! Please, it looks wonderful! See I’m eating it right now.”
“Honey our little angel just flushed his/her toy down the toilet!”
“My ring! My ring is missing!”
“Honey, where is your wedding ring?”
“Oh no! My ring fell down the drain!”
“Oh…it’s everywhere…I didn’t realize babies…went so much…”
“It’s just a diaper…wait you don’t look so well…”
“I can’t change their diaper without you getting sick It’s a little frustrating.”
“I’m going to be late for dinner.”
“I made us our first dinner in our new place. I hope you like it.”
“Wow it looks wonderful. I didn’t know I was with a seasoned chef.”
“Do I look fat?”
“Honey you’re pregnant that’s all baby. You look beautiful.”
“You’re beautiful no matter what size you are please remember that.”
“I’m so lucky to be married to someone so beautiful.”
“Come to bed, It’s getting late.”
“Why are you cooking? It’s three in the morning.”
“We’re going to make beautiful kids.”
“I can’t wait to see their little face. I’m really excited to see them.”
“It’s your turn to feed him/her.”
“I’ve got it, go back to sleep.”
“Wake up, the baby needs you.”
“Mmm she/he has that fresh baby smell.”
“I know you’re working but you forgot your lunch.”
“I thought I’d stop by so we could have lunch together.”
“They drew all over the walls…we just painted them too…”
“I thought we’d visit you on your break.”
“Let’s go to the park together. It will be good for all of us to get some fresh air.”
“Every day is a blessing with you.”
“Who thought it was a good idea to get them such a noisy toy.”
“I have watched the same kids show all day for a week straight I’m going to snap.”
“Do babies really like this stuff?”
“Wait don’t drink that! That’s for the baby.”
“I think we should get another cat/dog.”
“I love you, but we have too many animals. Please don’t bring anymore home.”
“Did your coat just meow/bark?”
“Surprise! I got us a cat/dog!”
“Please don’t be mad…I couldn’t resist its little face.”
“You’re going to be a father.”
“He/She is kicking!”
“What if we’re not good parents?”
“You’re going to be a wonderful mother/father.”
“Don’t worry about it you’re pregnant. It’s okay to be emotional.”
“I got everything on the list. Are you really craving pickles and peanut butter? Our baby is weird.”
“We are not naming our baby (insert ridiculous name here) end of discussion.”
“Can you take the trash out, please.”
“I’ll make dinner tonight.”
“How was work?”
“I missed you like crazy. I wish I didn’t have to work all day.”
“Will you please stop making that face. It’s making the baby cry.”
“No you can’t steal their dog/cat!”
“It’s okay sometimes these things take time. We’ll just keep trying until something happens.”
“I made you some soup. I hope you get to feeling better soon.”
“Honey, you’re burning up.”
“I think the baby is sick.”
“You worry too much. It’s just a scratch.”
“Please don’t ever leave me. I almost burned the house down trying to cook dinner.”
“He/She has your eyes.”
“He/She is so beautiful. I can’t believe he’s/she’s finally here.
“I’m so afraid i’m going to drop him/her.”
“He/She is so tiny. I can’t believe how small he/she is.”
“He/She has a tight grip.”
“Don’t ask…you don’t want to know.”
“Honey, why is our child running around naked?”
“How much sugar did you give him/her?”
“Are you sure you’re okay being alone with the them?”
“I’ll be right back, I promise.”
“Don’t give the kids sugar while i’m gone.”
“I swear sometimes I have two children instead of one.”
“Your hormones are just a little crazy. You cried today because you saw a cat on the tv.”
“I know it’s three in the morning but could you please get me some chocolate milk. Oh and some chocolate chip cookies, please.”
“I love you but your cravings are killing me.”
“I’ll rub your feet. I know they’re getting swollen from the pregnancy.”
“We should look into adopting.”
“It’s okay, we can always adopt.”
“Our adoption papers got accepted! We’re going to be parents!”
“We get to bring her/him home tomorrow i’m so excited.”
“What if they don’t accept us? What if we can’t adopt?”
“We’re going to be amazing parents. I know they’ll see that. Please don’t worry. I know the adoption papers will go through.”
“Have you heard anything yet about the adoption papers? Have we been approved?”
“The kids drew all over my work papers….I hope they’ll accept stick figure drawings.”
“Honey, you put the babies clothes on backwards.”
themusechronicles 