ironmanstan:

bljnders:

ironmanstan:

so i was just on the tram standing all the way back and this 2m tall man with long blondish hair walks in and asks me something so i pause my music and he repeats ‘is this tram going downtown’ im like yeah lol hes like ‘oh thanks, im not from around here you know’ and i was like???? cause he spoke in my language and had a perfect local accent??? so anyways i said yeah sorry i didnt respond right away i have my headphones in and he smiled down on me and went ‘thats okay!’ and patted my head and went to take a seat so like. What the fuck did i encounter

Thor

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Of Mermaids and Men (Spideypool)

not-close-to-straight:

For @pumpkin-spidey who requested sailor!Wade and mermaid!Peter

…. This is not as light hearted as you might have been hoping for, I prefer my mermaids scary lol This gets a little dark but the happily ever after is there AND I HAD THE MOST FUN WRITING IT OMG 

THERE’S MORE SPIDEYPOOL ON MY MASTERLIST

(I wrote this at midnight, forgive any spell check errors, I’ll fix them in the morning lol)

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The man drinking at the back of the waterside bar was a man that no one messed with. 

He sat slumped in the same table night after night, the same ragged Captain’s hat pulled low over his eyes, drinking a bottle of the same piss-poor ale, staring at the same spot on the same dirty wall, and never saying a word. 

Almost a year now he had been coming to this bar, almost a year since he had snapped his bonds and stolen a long boat from a British prison ship, somehow getting himself to shore. No one knew what he had been imprisoned for, no one knew why the Navy had ever come looking for him, and more than that, no one knew why he was so scarred

Some sailors said it was because his last ship, The Mercenary, had burned around him and the Captain had refused to jump away from it. Others said the scars were from his time served on the prison ship. The more superstitious sailors decided that they weren’t so much scars as it were brands from a dark spirit, the beings of the deep punishing the Captain for some horrible deed. 

“Perhaps he fought a Kraken.” one whispered. 

“Tangled with a selkie.” another suggested. 

“Mermaids.” One old timer cut in. “He pissed of a mermaid, probably promised love and then left her. Vicious folk, those mermaids. If one curses you, only one can save you, but no mermaid will come close to a cursed man.”

The rumours swirled, the stories grew wilder and wilder, and every night the Captain drank until the bottle was empty and then stumbled his way down the pier to his little shack near the water and no one knew why.

Wade was well aware of the rumours and whispered and general layer of distrust that followed him everywhere he went, and he didn’t give a flying fornication about it. 

They could talk all they wanted, as long as they left him alone. They could whisper and imagine as long as they didn’t get into his business. They could send him dirty looks and judge him for his habits as long as they didn’t mess with his ale. 

Wade just wanted to drink, and sleep, and listen to the ocean. 

It wasn’t as if he would ever sail again anyway.

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bextaylors:

SHIPPY SENTENCE STARTERS.   feel free to change pronouns   /   change the sentence(s) to your liking.  for multi-muses,  specify who you’re sending the meme(s) to  /  who you’re sending the meme(s) from.

❛  did you ever love me?  ❜
❛  do you ever miss when we were just friends?  ❜
❛  don’t you dare think that there is anything,  past or present,  that i would put in front of you.  ❜
❛  everything i have ever done was for you.  ❜
❛  i am hopelessly,  irretrievably in love with her.  ❜
❛  i care about your feelings more than mine.  ❜
❛  i feel i’ve loved you forever.  ❜
❛  i guess if i love you…  i should let you move on.  ❜
❛  i know that somewhere inside that cold,  lifeless exterior there’s an actual human soul.  ❜
❛  i know that you love me…  but you aren’t in love with me.  ❜
❛  i look at you and i…  i’m home.  ❜
❛  i love you in every way that i can.  ❜
❛  i love you more than i’ve ever loved anybody.  ❜
❛  i love you.  i will love you forever.  ❜
❛  i miss the future i might have had with you.  ❜
❛  i never stopped loving you.  ❜
❛  i remember thinking that i had to have you or i’d die.  ❜
❛  i would never let anybody or anything hurt you.  ❜
❛  if you love someone,  you tell them.  ❜
❛  if you stay,  i promise there’s no safer place in the world than right here with me.  ❜
❛  if you want to go…  i want you to know that it’s okay.  ❜
❛  it’s simple.  her or me.  ❜
❛  i’ll miss you with every beat of my heart.  ❜
❛  i’m in love with her,  ok?  ❜
❛  i’m in love with you.  ❜
❛  i’ve loved you since the first time i laid eyes on you.  ❜
❛  i’ve loved you since we were kids.  ❜
❛  listen to me…  i’m in love with you.  ❜
❛  no one’s ever stuck with me for so long before.  ❜
❛  she was…  the love of my life.  ❜
❛  thank you for loving me.  ❜
❛  we look out for each other.  that’s what we do.  ❜
❛  we’re going to have to work at this everyday but i want to do that because i want you.  ❜
❛  you always make me feel better.  ❜
❛  you and i?  we’re messy,  and we’re complicated,  but we’re real.  ❜
❛  you are everything i never knew i wanted.  ❜
❛  you are the person i was meant to spend the rest of my life with.  ❜
❛  you can’t just kiss me and think you’re gonna make it all go away.  ❜
❛  you’re in love with me.  i know you’re in love with me.  ❜
❛  you’re like a beacon of light guiding me through the darkness.  ❜
❛  you’re my hero.  you know that,  right?  ❜
❛  you’re the lightest thing that ever came into my life.  ❜
❛  you’re the one that ran the moment things got a little rough.  ❜
❛  you’re the only thing i ever cared about.  ❜