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MASTERPOST AND ADDITIONAL CHAPTERS HERE

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“Are you leaving again so soon?” May peeked her head into Peter’s room and sighed when she saw him packing. “You’ve only been home for a few days! What are you doing out there in the woods, building a house?” 

“I wish.” Peter smiled up at her from the floor. “As much time as I’ve spent out there, a roof over my head would be nice.” 

“What are you–” May hesitated, then closed the door and crossed the room to kneel next to him. “Peter, what are you doing out there? At first you said you were just hiking, then it was camping, then it was exploring and now you don’t even tell me that. You come home whenever you want and then are racing back off as soon as you can– I know you aren’t comfortable in the village during mating season, but that ended almost six weeks ago and you are still leaving all the time. What are you doing out there?” 

“You uh–” Peter took a deep breath. “You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.” 

“Try me!” she challenged, raising her eyebrows. “You’ve been my boy since you were seven, there isn’t anything you could say that would shock me, Peter. Go on. Tell me the truth.” 

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Alpha:

“I can smell that you’re in heat.”
“You’re such a cute little omega.”
“Here, let me take care of you.”
“I can’t wait to have kids with you.”
“You’re sick, go back to bed omega.”
“Let your alpha take care of you.”
“You look lost omega.”
“I promise, I’m not like other alpha’s.”
“God I want to breed you.”
“You shouldn’t be walking alone omega.”
“I will always protect you my omega.”
“You’re irresistible when you’re in heat.”
“Did your heat just start?”
“I need you my little omega”
“I’m an alpha, you’re a omega, it was meant to be!”
“I’m an alpha, not your captor.”
“You’re so hard to resist.”
“I want to claim you as mine.”
“You shouldn’t be stressing yourself out like this, I’m your alpha, I’ll take care of you.”
“I don’t want to be just any alpha, I want to be your alpha.”
“I can’t wait to see you carrying my pups.”

Omega:

“I think I might be in heat.”
“I’m an omega, not your prisoner.”
“I need you to claim me.”
“You can’t claim me yet!”
“I need my alpha.”
“Being in heat is killing me.”
“You’re my alpha, I should be the one taking care of you.”
“I want kids with you.”
“Please breed me!”
“I need you to be my alpha.”
“A gang of alpha’s was harassing me earlier today.”
“I just want to find a nice alpha.”
“I couldn’t care less about finding an alpha.”
“I’m ready to be bred.”
“I’m not ready to be bred.”
“I’m a living being! Not just a set of holes to fuck!”
“Are you sure you’ll still love me when I’m carrying your pups?”
“Alpha are you in a rut right now?”

hedoniiisms:

alexandra-millss:

I don’t know if I’ve ever said this on here guys, but 

I AM SO FUCKING GAME FOR USING THE SAME PLOT WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS. 

someone messaged me this morning after I sent them a message late last night about a plot on their wishlist, saying that we couldn’t play it out because “somebody messaged me about it first”. I find that VERY rude, just because there are SO MANY WAYS you can go about a plot!! It doesn’t matter if you have the same plot with two people or twenty people BECAUSE there are so many angles you can play it at!! 

So I just thought I’d throw this out there, that if you see a plot on my wishlist FUCKIN MESSAGE ME. I literally do not care if I’m playing out the same plot with one person or ten people. Throw the fuckin plot at me guys. I want that plot from different angles. I do not care how many people I’m doing it with. THROW IT AT ME. 

this has been a psa. 

Drink by Drink | bowstrung

bowstrung

Alec had a feeling that there was no talking him out of his sadness. At least not right now. He didn’t expect him to open up about his family either and Alec’s face softened. “I am so sorry that you’ve had to go through that. If you need a friend and I know that we don’t really know each other, know that I’m here for you okay?” He hoped that wasn’t weird, but Alec did want to make sure that he was okay. It was just who he was to take care of people and to see that Jace was going through so much made him want to keep him safe from the rest of the world.

When Alec did return from finishing out some drinks and orders, he spotted where Jace had landed on the menu and said, “The chili cheese fries and nachos, huh? They’re some of our best selling items. I can get you one of each if you can’t decide.” He knew that he was probably being a bit much, but he was trying to help in whatever way he could. Once Jace gave him his order, Alec filled out a slip and said, “I’ll be right back.” And with that, he sent the order to the kitchen before returning with everything. Everyone else was entertained with their drinks and friends and food and he’d only had to stop once on the way there for make a refill. “Here you are. One of our most popular items too, I hope that you enjoy them.” And maybe the food would cheer him up, at least a little bit anyway. Eating ones feelings wasn’t good like drinking either, but Alec could admit that he’d done that himself before he he wasn’t going to complain to anyone.

Jace looked up at the words, watching the dark haired man. He’d noticed Alec a few times – always a sucker for blue or green eyes – but he hadn’t offered much in terms of communication or flirting because of his relationship. But even as he admired the other’s beauty, he noted the actual tone to Alec’s words. “Y’know, lotta people say that, but most of ‘em don’ really mean it.” He slurred. “A friend would be good. Haven’t really had a lot of them.” He admitted.

One of each? This guy had to be too good to be true. “Sure, one of each is fine.” He replied, sipping what little was left of his drink. He waited patiently until Alec returned, watching him work, even if it seemed Alec was paying particular attention to him. Jace was happy to have someone looking out for him, even if he didn’t say it. He smiled as he took a bite of the fries, humming softly as he ate, enjoying the flavors as he people watched. When Alec returned he nodded. “Thanks, by the way.” he mused. “You’re more than a pretty face around here. It’s good to know.” 

profeminist:

catwinchester:

profeminist:

paintchipsfromthewall:

spiderkiss:

poppypicklesticks:

maraudere:

Josh Thomas talks about male suicide

I wonder how feminists will react to this

Probably ignore it then go back to making male tears mugs and gifs 

Actually this is a very common idea among feminists

It’s something feminists have been talking about for years it’s called toxic masculinity and it’s one of the common threads among the topic of ‘Patriarchy hurts men too’. If fact the first time I read about toxic masculinity was on a feminist blog.

If you actually read things feminists talk about instead of straw manning them you might know this but OH WELL

i talk about the dangers of toxic masculinity all the fucking time

More posts on toxic masculinity

Every post ever on how the patriarchy harms men

OP: *posts something insightful about the damage strict gender roles do to men*

Second poster: Let’s see feminists ignore equality when men are the ones suffering! Feminists are evil and only care about their own suffering!

Feminist: Actually this is called *describes issue* and it’s something we’ve been fighting against on your behalf for decades.You should join us.

Second poster: … 

Feminist: 

Second poster: … Yeah, I just wanted to make you look bad, not actually change anything, you know?

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andi zeisler: “General periodic reminder: The term “toxic masculinity” does not mean “all men are toxic.” It refers to cultural norms that equate masculinity with control, aggression, and violence and that label emotion, compassion, and empathy “unmanly.”