okay but how about an “i’m in my twenties and sick of still being a virgin, so one night when i’m drunk i think it’s a good idea to dm my old celebrity crush who is no longer really that famous anyway and ask them to take my virginity – wait why did they just dm me back?? giving me their number?? i don’t even remember doing this” au
truly every day i think about how yolanda foster from housewives of beverly hills thought she had lyme disease for years and centered her life around getting so many procedures and experiments done and and it was actually just her leaking boob implants
I really do hate to turn this really funny lol post into something else but uh a lot of women end up getting really sick from breast implants like its really bad. Women usually arent told the risk of getting implants because BII (Breast Implant Illness) isnt recognized despite the facts for it. A lot of women just get really sick after their implants and doctors can never seem to figure out whats wrong but it turns out its the implants doing something bad. This is the short of it but a youtuber made a really good and through video on it.
Steve nodded slowly, forcing himself to take his time with his food. “They’re a little sore still, but nothing that isn’t tolerable. I”ll probably want to sleep again for a little while after I eat.”
Tony nodded, eating as he listened. “I’ll get the heavier blankets so it’s easier to rest. I can run you a hot bath and I can massage you so you can relax more.” he offered. HE knew all the tricks to get his husband recovered faster by now, and he wasn’t afraid to use them. “Come now, finish eating and I’ll start the bath for you.” he washed his plate and walked around to kiss Steve.
Steve sighed softly as Tony’s fingers slid through his hair and he leaned in to kiss him softly. “And I will never regret bonding with you either, Tony,” he answered. “You mean everything to me. I love you so very much.”
Tony smiled at the words too much trouble. He’d had to convince Bucky for over three months that he had no intention of leaving Steve. Most of that was just looking out for his mate, keeping him warm and always letting Steve curl into him no matter where he was. Tony was happy when the big brunette had said he was fine with the proposal, and now Tony was one step closer to having everything he had ever wanted [and honestly hadn’t known he did]. He kissed back and smiled as he moved to pull Steve against him. “I love you, too. More than anything.”
Juniper gently placed herself down next to Thor. As she did so, her empathetic powers amped up, feeling the deep grief that Thor was experiencing. It ached in her chest, like a constant burn that just grew, brewing under the surface. “I am very sorry your majesty. I know how it feel to lose someone you love. I wouldn’t wish it upon anyone.”
She admired his complexion as he gazed up at the stars, as if his brother along with the rest of the fallen were guarding over him. Juniper knew very little of the norse beliefs, but she did recognize that Thor was confiding in the sky. “I will pray for their rest too then. As for strength, I am certain you will lead us to victory.”
Then she turned to muse at the stars, admiring the exquisite beauty of the starts glinting up against the ebony sky. They danced together in patterns, creating images, telling stories. “That constellation over there, do you know what it is?”
Thor let her join him, but his power was brewing a storm from the east, drawing it closer as he let his grief finally weigh on his heart. As she spoke he was distracted, moving to look at where she motioned. He smiled fondly, nodding. He explained it to her, the storm getting closer still as the wind picked up and lightning flashed through the clouds. “We should go inside, little one.” he urged. “My grief breeds stormy weather and I do not wish for my brother’s favored to be caught in this weather.” he moved to stand and offer his hand. “You will safe inside, and you need rest.”
“I am a romantic. I hope everyone has those experiences where you have, whether it’s a date that lasted all night or a date that lasted five seconds at the train station, moments that were so personal and so special, it was hard to explain to somebody else.”
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