so I need a ‘you’re a person of high wealth/status and I legally married you at a courthouse the night before your wedding because you found out your fiancé is trying to dupe you and your family out of money/ruin your reputation as a revenge plot because of an old family rivalry and they’re not legally entitled to your assets if you’re already legally married to someone else and you agreed to pay me a high sum of money for this and I have a lot of debt so I didn’t pass up the deal but then your ex hits back at you in the media and we have to keep up the charade of being married and you agree to keep paying me money for it but oops I think I might be enjoying more than just the money and oops you’re starting to grow fond of me and this wasn’t part of the deal shit fuck’ plot please and thank you
Someone’s muse get one of my muses a dog [if you want a specific breed for a muse, message me]
LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE
Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO ONe is even surprised when they announce their official bc wtf do u mean u werent before
GIVINGG EACH OTHER ESKIMO KISSES
GIVING EACH OTHER BUTTERFLY KISSES
FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE
WRESTLING MATCH ON THE COUCH THAT ENDS WITH ONE OF THEM HITTING THEIR HEADS ON THE FLOOR AND THE OTHER HAS TO KISS THE BOOBOO BETTER
GOING ON AN ICE SKATING DATE AND PERSON A BEING A KLUTZ THAT KEEPS FALLING SO PERSON B HAS TO HOLD THEIR HANDS BUT THEY BOTH END UP TRIPPING AND LANDING ON THEIR ASSES AND EVERYONE STARES AT THEM AS THEY KEEP LAUGHING
DOING CUDDLY MOVIE NIGHTS AND CRYING OVER CHEESY CHICK FLICKS
MAKING FUN OF BAD MOVIES TOGETHER
BEING THE ANNOYING PPL IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER THAT TRY TO THROW POPCORN AT PEOPLE
muse a and muse b have been counting down the days until their wedding, everything is all ready for the best day, the always and forever. but on their way from the salon/house/wherever to the car, muse a is hit by a car. they dont wake for a few days, and when they come to, they’re met face to face with their almost-spouse, that they dont remember. in fact, their whole life with their significant other was entirely forgotten, only remembering the life before, which leaves muse b lost and confused. muse b was ready to tie the knot, settle down, and now beyond muse a’s physical injuries they dont remember them at all. of course muse a gives them a shot, but whether or not they have to start over or muse a remembers everything is up to you
it was a freak accident where an intersection didnt have markings so neither party is guilty ( or even better muse b is very guilty), yet muse a is left paralyzed and not remembering a thing and comes to to muse b (the other driver) sitting at their bed side. the pure muse a, who cant even remember who they are, asks if muse b is their lover. muse b panics and says yes, not knowing how to say that they were really the ones at fault. muse a could have a slew of mental and physical injuries, which of course muse b blames themselves for, and keeps showing up to keep the smile on muse a’s face as well as help them with recovery. desperate for to know who they are, muse a asks about themselves. they ask for stories and dreams and the whole 9 yars, but muse b doesnt know a thing, so they make it up, and it takes a long time before muse a’s memory comes back, and of course, the last thing they remember is muse b’s face before they were hurt. but both muses are falling in love and now with the truth on the table, their fate could end either way
muse a is in an accident which leaves them without memory, and muse b had been on their way to break things off with their beloved muse a. when they arrive at the hospital the only thing muse a remembers is how in love they were with muse b, and muse b is forced to keep coming back to positive. muse b is trying to move on, trying to find a way to tell muse b that they want to leave them, but find themselves falling back in love with muse a.muse a of course, eventually get their memories back, even the ones up until the last moments before the accident where they remember the fights and tension and out of the silence ask ‘youre leaving me arent you?’ but by this time muse b is entirely in love with muse a again, and muse a just feels hurt and decieved
muse a and muse b are roommates in the emergency room after a car accident muse a has extensive injuries from both the loss of memory, and the inability to walk (your choice how) and muse b is also brought in from a car accident, but just with mild injuries. muse a is laying in bed, panicking because they dont know who they are or whats happened and muse b feels bad and wants to help. muse b is released the same day, and muse a is left alone all night and afraid. the next day all muse b can think about is how cute muse a was, and how they must still be alone and scared, so they go back. and they go back everyday, and they help muse a learn to walk again, and they support them as they get better. it isnt until muse a is finally released, and entirely in love with muse b, when they see muse b’s car, and remember it from the accident. a multi car accident that left muse b unscathed and muse a forever changed. but can muse a get over the fact that muse b had been in the same accident and was fine while they knew they’d never be the same, even with memories? or can their new love for muse b help them look past it
muse a and muse b have been together for years. they’re what everyone calls an old married couple, but have never actually gotten married. muse a decided it was time to change things, to finally tie the knot. on a date in their favorite restaurant, muse a gets down on knee, at the same time a drunk driver crashes through the front, taking muse b out almost entirely. with no memory, and compression fractures to their spine, muse b doesnt remember a thing, except that muse a feels familiar. muse a however is entirely heartbroken and feels all the years not married had been wasted. they dont leave though, of course, not able to bear the idea of living without muse b. muse b can feel something keeping them distant, and though they cant remember anything but loving muse a they wished they knew, though they blame how needy their recovery is, makign them feel even more like a burden. as muse b gets better, they move back home, but still without a memory its a hard adjustment. one day, while searching for a trace of themselves muse b finds it, the engagement ring, and just like that, everything comes flooding back to them. they stumble out to muse a, with the ring, and whisper out a soft ‘yes’ leaving muse a confused, before turning to see a smiling (and probably crying) muse b with the engagement ring
muse a and muse b are leaving a party, both a little bit drunk. well, muse b being fully drunk, and muse a slightly tipsy. halfway through the drive home, muse a realizes how bad it is for either of them to be driving, and reaches to stop them. muse b swears up and down theyre sober, but muse a finds themsevles sobering up quickly as muse b drives erratically, begging them to pull over. muse b crashes the car, throwing muse a from the car, and themsevles falling out of the drivers seat. given their situations, the paramedics think muse a was the driver, but that they were too intoxicated to drive. once muse a wakes up in the ER, they have no memory of the party at all, but when muse b wakes up, they remember it all. the fighting, their lover being thrown from the car, and more so that its their fault. but claim they dont remember, to save themselves, no matter how selfish. muse a is torn up over thinking they not only hurt themselves, and muse b, but they cant beleive they put everyone else in danger. they fall into a depression both over their amnesia, and the guilt of their actions and find it hard to interact with muse b, because as much as they dont remember they can tell they loved muse b, and they had almost killed them. it kills muse b to see muse a tear themselves apart, especially considering they know the truth. over time, muse b helps muse a move past the guilt, and they continue to fall deeper in love, even with the secret hanging over them. its not until muse b drives muse a past the accident spot, that they remember it all. the party, the drinking, the fight, the accident, their whole life. they scream and demand they stop the car, getting out and getting sick. they wonder whether or not to tell muse b, but by now muse b knows what muse a has figured out, and apologizes to muse a over letting them think it was their fault. but now, its up to muse a whether or not they can forgive muse b for not only being so stupid and driving, but for purposely withholding the information and letting them feel so awful, can they even trust muse b at all?
Alright, I need a some help. I have a muse who’s not shippable in any sort of long-term way. Who can’t handle a real relationship and, frankly, doesn’t necessarily want one. More comfortable with casual sex than anything lasting or meaningful, but I always feel bad about it, because shipping is so important in the RPC.
I’d really love it if folks would reblog this if they’re comfortable with writing casual sexual encounters that don’t have to lead to a fluffy, romantic relationship. ❤
‘mama, that big man’s starring at me looks scarry…’