my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was kinda confused so I told him “hey, yeah since when are we going to prom?” and the line goes silent for a bit and he very quietly whispers “shit. I forgot to ask u”
i want a fucking serial killer plot like say muse a and muse b have been dating for the longest fucking time, they’re totally in love, and then at like 2 am one night, muse b comes back home fuckin covered in blood like “ok usually i have time to clean up, you weren’t supposed to see me like this but they had 911 on speed dial and i had to come home” and it’s muse a like oh, oh shit i’m in love with a serial killer and muse b like well fuck the love of my life knows i’ve killed like so many people and idk i feel like this could go places u know
one of my favorite things is how badgers and coyotes will hunt cooperatively. as in not just like happening to go after the same thing at the same time but actually combining efforts to bring down prey; coyotes are faster and can chase down prey species, while badgers are adept at digging them out of their burrows
Honestly, my favorite thing at the moment is all the marvel headcanons where Hela wasn’t cray-cray homicidal, and she’s an overprotective bitchy sister.
OKAY YALL WANNA KNOW WHAT I WANNA DO? a Plot where we just throw two random muses together as a married couple and make shit up as we go. no rules. no details. total chaos.
Someone give me TricksterHawk thread.
Like…Loki and Clint being drawn to each other but Clint still angry over the whole mind control so he tries to ignore it but one day something happens and it changes his view of Loki from “that bastard that fucked with my head” to something damaged but not broken that he recognizes because he’s been there in his own way. And so he decides to give Loki a chance and things kind of escalate because once he sees Loki as an equal its a lot harder to ignore the pull and he’s scared it’s just him and just all the angst and fluff and feels and smut please.
I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her
Me: I’m a little high but –
Y’all rushing to that reblog button:
It’s an awesome idea tho
Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:
I said yes!
(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)
I gave my best friend a white-golden katana as wedding gift. She was extatic! I can promise that sword or a fancy knife is always a good present for some special lady in your life.
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