Combined prompt for @megahuffledor :
“Well…That’s just not socially acceptable!” And “It’s never been a problem before!” and @enchantingpearlcollector:
Wade is enjoying a drink after work and spots an uncomfortable looking Peter across the bar. “Sir I’m going to need you to put on underwear before you say anything else”
(This got a little out of control but it made me laugh!)(Featuring Pretty!Wade)
SUNDAYS WITH SPIDEYPOOL MASTERLIST HERE
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The boy across the bar definitely didn’t belong there, or at least he hadn’t belonged there before, because he was staring around him like he had never seen alcohol and men in the same sitting before.
Definitely his first time in a gay bar, maybe his first time in a bar period, and after a few minutes of watching how terribly uncomfortable the kid was for close to half an hour, Wade decided to take pity on him.
“Give me a red bull.” he told the bartender. “Don’t open it, yeah?”
“Sure thing, Wade.” Weasel tossed Wade a cold can. “Anything else? Need a refill on your water?”
“Water?” Wade rolled his eyes. “What are you talking about? This is hard alcohol!”
“It’s Fiji water.” he replied without skipping a beat. “We all know you don’t drink anymore Wade. But if it makes you feel like more of a man, I’ll give you a root beer so it looks like you’re actually drinking.”
“Now why would you think I need a boost to my masculinity?” Wade slid a twenty across the bar and waved off the change.
“You’re in a skirt, man.”
“It’s a kilt.”
“Pleats don’t make it a kilt, Wade.”
“You’re just jealous of how good my calves look in this nonsense.” Wade did a quick twirl, showing off the knee length black skirt. “You know I look good, Weasel.”
“Get outta here, Wade.”
Sundays w/Spideypool #39
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